What name do you use for the male genitalia?

There are so many names for it, more than I can name here. But which name do you find yourself using the most often?

Dong 0
Banana 0
Wiener 1
Cock 7
Wee Wee 1
Dick 23
Schlong 2
Willy 0
Penis 25
Pee pee 0
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Comments ( 31 )
  • Wryladradofft

    I call mine Gravzavantos the God-slayer

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  • KholatKhult

    Dick is too rude, cock is too aggressive, wiener is gross, penis is too formal, weenie gets the job done

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    • LloydAsher

      For me, Dick and cock I belive are reserved for when taking in a sexual manner.

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  • raisinbran

    Pen-is (the way Dr. Brule pronounces it)

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  • litelander8

    Dick and cock for sexual matters.

    Wiener for the kids. We also call balls jingle bells. Lol.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    LOL Does any adult actually use the name " Pee-pee ", unless they're talking to a child?

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    • a-curious-bunny

      I met one who did once. 8t was unsettling

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Mmm let me stick my peepee in your peehole. Thats how I assume Bill Gates dirty talks

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      • Meatballsandwich

        If it was a guy you were dating, it must have been extremely awkward if he used that name during intercourse.

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        • a-curious-bunny

          Haha no no it wasn't. It was a coworker. Dude was like I gotta go pee pee real quick. Me and tge customer looked at each other like the fuck he just say?

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    • LloydAsher

      I dont when want my kids calling it a pee pee. Penis, while formal is at least correct. Rather have my kid screaming penis randomly in a supermarket then pee pee.

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      • SkullsNRoses

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QrUgJ6xixwM

        Teach them this song.

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  • LloydAsher

    Depends on whom I'm speaking too and what context.

    Schmeckle is a personal favorite.

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  • DADNSCAL

    How about Bigfellah? 😝

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  • greekfish

    Dingle dong

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  • Wtf055

    Wee Snaw

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  • Iluvcox

    I call mine a sissy clitty of a dick because it is so small,see it for yourself...http://ratemytinydick.com/my-sissy-clitty-of-a-dick-4/

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  • Sherwan

    In English, its Penis. But in our local language people use a lot of names.

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  • If I'm with my friends, Its called a dick. Or else, formally and with family, its penis

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  • Bond789

    Lund

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  • RoyyRogers

    All of the above

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  • Somenormie

    I refer to it as penis, dick or cock. The rest just sound childish.

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  • wigz

    Dick, or penis in a medical setting.

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  • sillygirl77

    Hairy Scary Monster LOL JK. Of course the balls are just hairy. This was a childhood joke were when we were tweens we'd call it that jokingly

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  • YE

    Member.

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  • randypete

    cock all the time

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  • Curiouskitten444

    I use penis or dick most. Cock used to make me feel weird but im trying to become more comfortable using the word. I voted weewee for the lolz though

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  • BleedingPain

    Where’s the option for all of the above?

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Ding-a-ling.

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  • pnos

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  • jrbsportz

    Call it my Johnson? Just saying

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