What makes a slut a slut?

A slut? It means literally prostitute. But i think it fits women who use men/ fuck lots of men/ seek attention for no reason/ are generally stupid and lack class.

Here is a full description me and a friend of mine came up about sluts, whilst slightly drunk. We tried to copy those animal shows. Enjoy!

A slut is speculated to be a female relative of the homo sapiens. They are generally slow moving, due to high heels/ drunkness, tho are capable of a burst of speed when needed.

Appearances vary: Sluts can be found in all shapes and sizes, all hair, eye and skin colors.
Commonly found taking lots of selfies everywhere, drunk inside, or outside a club, in nice cars, with douchebags, with more sluts, on a man's penis, on a woman's vagina, wreaking havoc if driving a motor vehicle.

*Author's note to men: Can also be found in your bed after an excessive night drinking. Caution for disposal is advised.

Identified by excessive make up, silicone anywhere in her body, skanky clothes, rubbish statuses you delete on your social medias, texts consisting mostly out of emoticons, pretending to work out in the gym (mostly taking selfies and staring at men's pants), the 50 car pileup she caused if driving motor vehicle. Also identified by loud high-pitched "EEEEEEEK" squeals when near other sluts, or when presented with an expensive/ relatively expensive item of her liking.

Approaching a slut is a very simple task if you are:
A: A man with (fairly) nice clothes, (fairly) nice body and a nice car/ a douchebag. (Or if just rich)
B: A slut (Warning, do not place slut next to superior slut. Unknown reaction may happen)
If you don't fall into these categories, the slut will call you a loser, for not fitting her criteria for how a man/ woman should look like.
Warning: If you are a nerd, steer clear from sluts. If one "targets" you, you will do her homework/ exams, under the spell of her breasts and the occasional "sweetie/ cutie" she calls you.

Personality: Generally controlled and greatly influenced by reality TV shows, crappy movies (Twilight and the likes), crappy books (50 shades and the likes), beauty product adverts. There are common traits tho: Sluts tend to stick together with other sluts, have very high self esteem. They are very social towards other sluts and (fairly) good looking men, especially if they are financially capable. They enjoy everything that involves: parties, sex, shopping, selfies, more parties, more sex, wasting mens' money, more selfies, eating sweets (when rejected by a man), ruining mens' lives if one was unlucky enough to enter a long-term relationship with a slut.
They are uninterested in whats happening with the world (economics, politics, wars, religion, etc), tho they are known to be experts on celebrity gossip. Going as far as knowing the information before it has been leaked/ shared with amazing accuracy.
NOTE: Possible use by Sector 7 for future predictions.
In terms of intelligence, they are rated at bellow average, sometimes dumb enough to rival cabbages in terms of intellect.
NOTE: While unintelligent, sluts are cunning and will go to great lengths to seduce men and destroy their money.

Benefits:
Higher self esteem, for males with lower intelligence
Sexual urges fulfilled
More experience in sex
Looks exceptionally good inside a convertible, or on a yacht

Risks:
-Never split the bill with a slut.
-Never call a slut (or regular woman) fat.
-Never place a slut next to a regular woman. A fight will arise!
-Never have unprotected sex with a slut. You may be her 1000th one. Who knows what and who has been through her.
-Never trust a slut. They are elusive and cunning creatures. Known to be the biggest money reducing agent in the universe.
-Never enter long-term relationship with a slut for ^ reasons

Uses:
-decoration
-sex
-sex
-making sex videos and selling them for $$$
-improving your douchebag rating
-sex