What label should i put on my sex toy chest?

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I have a locked chest full of nasty, dirty sex toys and material (literally dirty, like with fungus, mold, bacteria, etc.)

If I die, I don't want my family opening it without any warning (for their own sake, so that their memory of me isn't tarnished)

What's a good label to put on the chest?

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Cuntsiclestick

4 years ago

Trash. Throw it all out if you're not going to clean them properly.

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LloydAsher

4 years ago

Biowaste products. Or biohazard waste

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  This actually makes sense.
  
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  - LloydAsher
    
    4 years ago
    
    Bonus points if you put a dump address and it's just to friends that will burn the contents.
    
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- Doesnormalmatter
  
  4 years ago
  
  Great idea! lol!
  
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Primus

4 years ago

"Disease infested dildos. DO NOT OPEN!"

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- Doesnormalmatter
  
  4 years ago
  
  Thats a bad idea because of reverse psychology. Saying don't open makes them want to open all the more. Now whatever you do, DO NOT REPLY TO THIS COMMENT!
  
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  - Primus
    
    4 years ago
    
    How about we settle for a simple "I am going to be honest, these are sex toys. HOWEVER, these are OLD and as such might mold over. I keep all my things very clean and neat."
    
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    - Doesnormalmatter
      
      4 years ago
      
      Hell no! Honesty is not always advised. I would disagree with you and go with what Lloyd Asher said.
      
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Mrown

4 years ago

“I'm a retard”

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- Doesnormalmatter
  
  4 years ago
  
  Retard for having sex toys? Why so quick to judge my dude???
  
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  - Mrown
    
    4 years ago
    
    “retard” for having an entire chest with sex toys with yeast on them, that's disgusting and unhealthy.
    
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    - Doesnormalmatter
      
      4 years ago
      
      I suppose your right. Sounds pretty dangerous to have mold and shit on like a ball gag or a butt plug or something that is inserted into an orface.
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  How is that gonna help?
  
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  - curious-bunny
    
    4 years ago
    
    Itll help cause they'll explore it and teach you how to properly clean your damn shit
    
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Boogienights

4 years ago

Hi doesnormalmatter

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- Doesnormalmatter
  
  4 years ago
  
  Uhhh...hi. I am not OP but I did follow this post cause the comments are funny. I do like kinky shit by I sure as hell don't have a chest full of sex toys. I'm a broke college student for fucks sake! All the money I have saved up from working in high school will be needed for tuition and right now most of the people I am personal training don't even pay me! And also wouldn't that be awkward if my roomate found them! He's Christian! Lol! Imagine that conversation!
  
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  - Boogienights
    
    4 years ago
    
    The lady doth protest too much methinks.
    
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    - Doesnormalmatter
      
      4 years ago
      
      I followed it because its funny and I do also like sex toys. But I am not OP, as much as I see how you could suspect that. I would never let them mold anyways.
      
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

"My Awesome Virgin Secks Stuff!!!11!1"

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ShrekFecker

4 years ago

Write "TOTALLY NOT SEX TOYS" on it.

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Doesnormalmatter

4 years ago

Forget the label, I'm curious what you have in there. Always looking for ideas!

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litelander8

4 years ago

LIVE SNAKES

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  They would want to save the snakes.
  
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  - LloydAsher
    
    4 years ago
    
    I would assume live snakes in a sealed box were dead already.
    
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Carinha_q_mora_logo_ali

4 years ago

Bota assim, não tem nada dentro dessa caixa

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BohemianSpirit

4 years ago

That's not healthy, dude.

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GaelicPotato

4 years ago

You're disgusting.

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Unknown_player

4 years ago

Do not open dead inside

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BleedingPain

4 years ago

I can assure you they already know

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

pandora's box

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brutus

4 years ago

"Black Plague in here"

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SwickDinging

4 years ago

Is the mould and fungus a fetish? I don't understand why you need to keep these?

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raisinbran

4 years ago

Store it in a trash bag, cover with garbage. No one will rummage through your trash.

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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

"thinking of you stain"

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Skunkcat

4 years ago

Ok I think I got a good one here

OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

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RoseIsabella

4 years ago

Why don't you just throw away the garbage instead of enshrining it?

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JellyBeanBandit

4 years ago

Please just clean that shit!

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What label should i put on my sex toy chest?