What kind of animal would you be?

I know this kind of breaks the rules.
If you could turn into any animal at will, what animal would you choose. Me personally I would want to be a cat. I didn't put a poll because theres just no point in making a list that will never have all the animals people want.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    A fox.

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    • Weirdo_5000

      Me too

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  • Murun

    A 14 year old girl's golden retriever.

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    • nikkiclaire

      Lmfao

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  • SwaveySavage

    A dog. I could eat pussy better

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome

    Eagle

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  • bigdog49

    dog

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    • sillygirl77

      me2

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  • *Takes a quiz, gets MOLE!!!!*

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  • HarryPotter17

    I would want to be the first Golden Retriever puppy a family gets...

    Just think how two parents love the dog for the first time. And how the dog and the baby grows up together and becomes man best friend...

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  • SarcasticRat

    I'd love to be a cat. Don't know what kind of cat, but definitely a cat.🐈

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  • Nutmegf

    A dog, but not for the reason's listed. I just think it would be a good life being petted and taken care of, nothing sexual just a nice family dog.

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  • fylfotfire

    A multi - headed dragon from outer space.

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  • RoseIsabella

    A cat, but what kinda cat would depend on my mood of course. If I'm all alone in a scary place I want to turn into a mountain lion!

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    • The_Loitering_Creep

      Oddly enough, my answer is not a creepy. But, I would want to be a seagull, and glide just above the waves along a beach. The sounds and smell of salt spray, wind, and waves would be heaven.

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      • RoseIsabella

        A seagulls can drop torpedoes on people's heads.

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        • The_Loitering_Creep

          Well okay. That's a bit creepy. I knew there was a reason I liked you.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Well, it's probably fun for seagulls to do fly by poop drops!

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            • The_Loitering_Creep

              Bomber runs on crowded beaches. Perhaps seagulls make it an organized sport.

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  • BigScaryRooster

    Lion.

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  • NudeAndFree84

    Cat

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  • Hawk

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  • fsadrtfg

    wolf

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  • nikkiclaire

    The australian seahorse. It is bisexual and flirts with up to 25 potential partners a day.

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    • Not according to google, it says that the Australian seahorse is monogamous.

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      • nikkiclaire

        Depends where you look I guess. Quote:

        "Monday, 11 October 2010
        World's Top Ten Sexually Active Animals

        When you were a kid, the idea of animal sex was as pristine as the normal “boy meets girl” scenario. It’s a sentimental encounter where lovers meet each other at the right place and at the right time, make babies and rear their young.

        The idea of sexual sadism, masochism, the Kama Sutra, role-playing, gay sex, masturbation or any other risqué sexual activities are thought to be strictly human, or are they?
        Here are the top ten sexually active animals that put the word “wild” in wildlife.

        10. Sea Horses

        Studies conducted by the Sea Life Center aquariums in Britain suggest that out of the 3,168 sea horse sexual encounters that were recorded, 37 percent of these encounters were a variant of gay sex.
        Scientists were able to identify two specific breeds of seahorses that engage in bisexual behavior. These are the Australian seahorses and the Caribbean slender seahorses. These two breeds were observed flirting with 25 potential partners each day. The only species of seahorse that remained faithful to their respective partners was the British spiny seahorse."

        Source the nature animals . Com

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        • Being someone who loves science, I would be inclined to believe you. But as the post by 'thenatureanimals.com' did not give the source data of this claim, I remain skeptic. I have searched and will continue searching for the original research by The Sea Life Center, but as of now I haven't found any proof of this being true.

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      • I apologize. Upon further inspection, I have found that in a story done by Tami Weiss, she debunks the myth about Seahorses being monogamous. Apparently this was a misconception caused after the results of a study involving the mating habits of only one breed of seahorse were shared. Though despite searching thoroughly, I have yet to find an instance of seahorses being bisexual. As well as, you said that seahorses would flirt with up to 25 partners a day. This is somewhat misleading since seahorses only do things like this during the mating season.

        P.S.
        How does a fish "flirt"?

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        • nikkiclaire

          I didn't say anything. That was a direct quote from an article.

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          • Poor choice of words on my part.

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            • nikkiclaire

              Ok sorry. I deleted my negative post. Seriously, my apologies. I just looked up what id like in an animal and this came up. I liked it. I gave your quotes and source so...

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  • Youngvictoria

    Dolphin

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  • JakePlaid

    A cat, a wolf, or a bird.

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  • NinjaCookie

    snake

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    • Hubbard

      Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?

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  • mrsteve

    A malamute

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  • karmasAbich

    Monkey

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  • dickwashington

    walrus

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  • I'd like to think I'd be an owl or a leopard.

    But my totem animal is the boar.

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  • wigz

    Skunk

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  • dirtybirdy

    Hmmmmm...

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    • shuggy-chan

      A wombat catty

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      • dirtybirdy

        Haha, crazy you remember that

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        • shuggy-chan

          gone but not forgotten <3

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  • satanniggasandpopsicle

    I dont wanna be a animal but if I had to

    Then Bear

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  • Hubbard

    Human

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  • Takuto

    Either a Dragon, a wolf or a human.

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