What is your most embarrassing moment?

What is your most embarrassing moment?

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    The first time I ever took a piss at a urinal in school (I was about 5), I wasn't quite sure how you were meant to do it and I pulled my trousers down right to the ground. Everyone laughed at me :(

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  • bbrown95

    That's a hard one. I've had many embarrassing moments in my life.

    One that sticks out is that I was playing in a band concert at school that required long black pants, and all I had at the time was an older pair of black corduroy pants, so I wore them. I noticed something was off when I turned around and heard people snickering, then turned around to find them looking at me. I looked around, and a huge patch of my pants had ripped right on the ass, exposing my bright colored underwear. I've never trusted corduroy ever since.

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  • Ichabuskene

    Pooped my pants in elementary school.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Asking a girl for sex who I thought I had mutual attraction for. A friend of hers I overheard saying she broke up. So I asked her and she turned pale, said it was illegal and walked away despite my protests. It was not illegal she was 17 and the age of consent was 16 and she thought it was 18. I caught her again and explained all that shit to her. Then she said, sorry I have a bf. What a bitch.

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    • Ichabuskene

      What's embarrassing is thinking everyone wants to have sex with you and finding out it's actually closer to none.

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        Well yeah at first thats kinda how it goes isn't it. I mean I know that now but I learned the hard way I guess lol.

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      • CDmale4fem

        Hell, I will drink to that one all day long. ✋<-- sposed to be a high 5.

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  • CDmale4fem

    Probably someone walking in on me in bedroom while I was in the middle of sucking my own dick.

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    • JellyBeanBandit

      That is also a pretty proud accomplishment though, lol.

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      • CDmale4fem

        Yea, it's estimated only about 1 % of male population can perform such a feat. I know that after a long day of being active, and warm and or not so the body has gotten all the early morning kinks out of the body. I was surprised when I finally noticed her standing in doorway. She started applauding saying that could be a good party trick and next time I could ask her if she would be willing to help me with it. I never knew if she ever realized that she actually watched me swallow my own load. DAMN I might have to start stretching again. I really miss feeling a(my) cock in my mouth. A few years later she even wanted to see a picture I had of said autofellatio. She has known for years, since we first met, that I crossdress.

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  • MrsEdGein

    Peeing the bed on a school camp when I was about eleven because I was too shy to use the shared girls' toilet.

    Riding my bike to the video rental store to return a couple of videos so I was holding them with with one hand and controlling my bike with the other and when I went down a gutter near the store I lost control and ended up falling off my bike and the videos went flying out of my hand. Only a couple of people saw me as it was in the morning. I ended up with a graze on one of my palms.

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  • @$i

    That moment my girl friend left me ...

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  • gaz3912

    My most embarrassing moment was being humiliated on national television.

    Only humans lie.

    Do I swear to tell the truth? Put it this way, I don't need a confessional box.

    I rest my case.

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    • jethro

      Really, what national television programme was that?

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      • gaz3912

        The Richard Littlejohn show. London.

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        • gaz3912

          It all started because of my book 'Elton my Elton'.

          Thanks for asking. 😁

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  • raisinbran

    I did something way out of character in high school that's too embarrassing to talk about here.

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    • Way to blue ball readers, not that I've never teased info before.

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