What is your favorite masturbation technique?

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  • Anon,
    You need a girl.
    A whore.
    A lot lizzard.
    Or even a walmart girl.
    Damn, a lukewarm vegetable.
    Yes I like vegetables.
    But, that's because I can pick the size, they don't go soft, they don't talk and spread rumors.
    Um, never mind.
    Guess I have no room to talk.
    If it works for you, go for it.

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    • I do have someone, but sometimes masturbation is nice. I grew up doing it, a lot. I like doing it. Just looking for some new ideas.

      I might try a corn cob up my ass sometime, that sounds awesome.

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