What is your favorite masturbation technique?

Men, what is your favorite way to take care of the task? Any other suggestions?

Ladies, do you know how your partners, former lovers, etc., did it? Please share.

Hand, dry 60
Hand, with lotion or other lube 27
Masturbation sleeve 5
Sex doll 2
Food 1
Grinding on a pillow or other such item 9
With a pair of underwear 9
Other, please explain 19
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  • Tato

    Air. That's all I need. Plus a thrust. Just one.

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    • Boojum

      🤣

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  • SwickDinging

    Hands free against a window facing into a public library, preferably during a reading of the latest Harry Potter book. Only way I can orgasm.

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    • NoLifer

      This is terrible but its so bad it made me laugh.

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      • SwickDinging

        Sorry for being terrible, I'm just so fucking bored of this website. I wanted to spice things up lol

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        • NoLifer

          I mean I wouldn't say you are terrible. It was very funny.

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  • russellnb

    I rub my cock and when I am about to cum I slow and start over. I like it to last a long time. I wish I could cum and cum again right after and just cum, cum, cum

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  • tomdicksherry

    I'm in my late 70's. I go through periods when I jerk off 3-4 times a day and then go weeks without. Jerking off is not as good as the real thing, but it's still good! If I could self-suck I would, but if I tried that bit of gymnastics, I wouldn't be able to get out of bed the next day.

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    • Well if i knew where you were and were close, id suck it for you.

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  • brutus

    I use a massager to stimulate myself.

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  • BlindSpot

    Hehehe

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  • trexagireve

    Hand while my wife squeeze my balls!!

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  • Hornyandhung47

    I love masterbating in the shower,I later my cock up with soap and go to town. Man I get off so good that way

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  • Toledorwb

    Nothing feels
    As
    Good as my
    Girlfriends vibrating wand on my cock

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  • OptimisticGuy97

    I just do it dry. Whip out a nice video along with my junk and go town. Before bed and non to late after waking up are the best times for me. I also like to play with my sack and massage my bush, makes me feel like a real man and get my grind on.

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  • Cornflower

    Pillows or stuffed toys. I don't get the "Hey this is supposed to feel nice" -message from anything and actually hate it if a partner gets handsy.

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  • SeekNPlay

    Fleshlight or I wrap my cock like a hot dog in a beany or sum shit I don’t like haven’t used my hands in about 6 months

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  • thecreeperiswatching

    I often try to innovate and find new and better ways to masturbate, and here's the ritual I have reached.

    First, I take my Flip Hole fleshlight and fill it with warm water, or leave it open in a plugged sink of warm water. I also leave the lube I use to heat up. The result is an extremely-pleasurable warmth.

    But that's not all. I also have a suction-cup dildo. So I push my bedside table a foot or so away from my bed, and stick my dildo to it. Then I place the Flip Hole between my mattresses. I kneel and adjust the dildo and fleshlight.

    The result means than when thrusting out of the fleshlight, I get the dildo balls deep in my ass and the head of my penis just outside of the suctioned "lips" of the fleshlight. When I thrust in and go balls-deep into the fleshlight, with the tip of the dildo still in my ass.

    When I do a quick, full thrusting motion, and grip the bed hard with both hands, the pleasure is indescribable. Having porn on my phone in front of me is pointless, because focusing on that actually takes away from the pleasure.

    When I do these hardcore methods excessively, I have trouble masturbating normally, and often require cramming the nearest thing up my ass, use of the most arousing porn pirating can get me (I've found some pretty irreplaceable stuff), or holding my breath, in order to finish.

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    • Wow you are naughty. Lol. Im not sure that i am that coordinated. But i know how exciting it is to find something that makes you explode like that. Thanks for sharing!

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      • thecreeperiswatching

        Yeah I have a mental disorder called OCPD that causes me to turn everything into "work" of some sort.

        I can't get seriously into a game without also spending tens of hours studying and taking notes on the Wiki, writing various programs to assist me, and hoarding things until I feel sick.

        I am never satisfied. I am way beyond the point most go to, and I still want to go harder.

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  • Thedarknesssoonshallpass

    With a buttplug inserted and silk tie firmly wrapped around my neck.

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    • If I could inquire. Can you elaborate on the silk tie? Is that like an asphyxiation thing that you do? No judgment, just curious is all.

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      • Thedarknesssoonshallpass

        Yeah love asphyxia. I work for myself so no stress about going into an office with pitichae if it goes a little far.

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        • Cool. Thanks for the candid response.

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          • Thedarknesssoonshallpass

            All good, get into it and be safe. Once you bust while you're struggling for air you'll never know a better orgasm. A friend of mine is an experienced practitioner and when he is free I'll go over to his place. He will suspend me by the neck just so my toes are off the ground while stroking me. Once my lights are out he fucks me as hard as he can and my body automatically responds to orgasm. They are my favorite home movies to watch.

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  • russellnb

    I like it with a dry hand and working till I am ready to cum then slow and begin again to make the feeling last. I love to
    masturbate with a friend as she rubs her pussy with her legs dpresf and I stand between them at the side of the bed and I cum on her

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  • Feeture

    Wife's feet after crushing a bug barefoot. Slippery sexy toes covered with hot mess.

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  • Handyman

    Dry. But first of all enough alone time to do it slowly and have it hard enough. Then just keep it going and slow down so as not to cum. I need to go as long as possible. Sometimes I will use a vibe, or a camera to enjoy it afterwards too.

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  • Aries

    I just watch pornography for visual stimulation and to liven the experience of whatever sexual desires and fantasies i am into . I don't focus much on the actual people but more on the act being done and how i enjoy it . I have a wife so it's rare i need to masturbate or even use porn especially but i just do this with a standard approach .

    I don't actually enjoy it all that much but i have a quality fleshlight she bought me . I will say , i wouldn't mind trying a high quality sex doll that is life like and interactive , if they made her like my woman , even better .

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  • randypete

    Baby oil

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  • SidelineSally

    I’ll never forget on one ep of Oprah there was a woman who used the bottom corner of a laundry basket. 😂

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  • Yobrepaid

    I wear diapers, so I massage myself through the thick plies of material over my penis. This is how I have done it since I was a kid when I wore multiple pairs of underwear for diapers.

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  • SpencerTreePuncher

    it depends but I usually do it dry with a hand.

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  • sexomaniac

    Hand + spit. Feels like I'm getting a blowjob. Sometimes I switch hands so it feels different and different is almost always better.

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  • 191-92m

    Raw hand baby. I like it rough 😎

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  • TerriAngel

    Food?
    What food would a guy use?
    Except for Hollywood and mom's apple pie.
    I'm curious.
    Do guys actually do that?

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    • I have used a banana peel. The inside is very slippery. I have also used a cantalope. Messy, but very nice feeling. Im sure there are more ways.

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      • thecreeperiswatching

        It's definitely up there. After heating up a banana peel and putting between mattresses, it might be one of the best.

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        • Ive only ever jerked off with a banana peel. Im definitely going this route soon.

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      • TerriAngel

        Anon.
        Do you heat up the food first?
        A catalope?
        That feels good?
        Not judging, just asking.
        I love corn on the cob, cucumbers, egg plant.

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        • nikkiclaire

          Corn on the cob, yassss

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          • TerriAngel

            Nikk.
            Like you havent?
            J.k.
            Love you sis.

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        • No i dont heat it up. The banana i cut the tip off, slide out the fruit and slide it in. If it is a smaller banana peel i just wrap as much around it i can.

          The cantalope at room temp as well. Cut a hole in it and slide it in. Very wet and slippery inside, it feels really good.

          Im sure you could experiment with temperature play if you desired.

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          • TerriAngel

            Anon,
            You need a girl.
            A whore.
            A lot lizzard.
            Or even a walmart girl.
            Damn, a lukewarm vegetable.
            Yes I like vegetables.
            But, that's because I can pick the size, they don't go soft, they don't talk and spread rumors.
            Um, never mind.
            Guess I have no room to talk.
            If it works for you, go for it.

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            • I do have someone, but sometimes masturbation is nice. I grew up doing it, a lot. I like doing it. Just looking for some new ideas.

              I might try a corn cob up my ass sometime, that sounds awesome.

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  • Hornyandhung47

    I use my hand,cause that to me makes me feel like I'm inside a tight pussy

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  • redfastlad

    Using a vacum cleaner with a clear sealer tube 45mm dia is my fav method it sucks my cock bangs it against the side walls and always makes me orgasm

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    • Boojum

      Seems a little noisy to me, but I guess it saves on tissues.

      I suppose another advantage is that your Mom thinks you're cleaning your room.

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    • I've tried the vaccuum before, it is too pwerful and my cock is too sensative, it kind of hurt.

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    • californiabob

      I've also tried a vacumn and it was not a very powerful one but it really felt good and when I came I could feel the cum getting sucked out of my cock almost liked getting a blow job. I bet if you could use some lube on the hose it would feel even better.

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  • RoseIsabella

    None, because I have much more interesting dreams this way.

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    • So you do not masturbate at all? Kudos to you, i would explode.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Like I said my dreams are much more interesting this way.

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    • McBean

      Your personality is starting to makes sense to me.

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      • RoseIsabella

        What is that supposed to mean?

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        • McBean

          I am not sure.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Yeah, that's obvious. I find it very creepy, inappropriate and just plain stupid when you say this kind of stuff to me.

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            • McBean

              Okay, this is what I think. If your suppression of healthy sexual activity with yourself enhances your dreams, I see no problem or negative affect. So if it works for you, fine.

              Just know that very few people are capable of doing what you do no matter how hard they try. For example, I have never had an "R" rated dream even once in my lifetime. Severe guilt and repression of all things sexual was beaten into my head at a young age. I have been in search of healthy attitudes toward sexuality ever since. Almost all other people are not like you for various other reasons, healthy and unhealthy alike. Please know that you are a lucky exception, okay? Smh. I'm exceptionally good at mathematics. I don't know what else to say.

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