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  • Look up the definition of the words "joke" and "hyperbole" and then report back to me with the results, please.

    Really, dappled? You enjoy this? I am neither as patient nor as lenient a man as you.

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    • Yeah, I do like Allistalla. She's fun. I think she makes more of a difference on this site than I do and she's only been here for a couple of weeks. I know I'm as cynical and world-weary as you are but I still really like her exuberance. I'd hate to see it squashed and yet another person become as jaded as we are. I was teasing you about 4392Moron, but I'm not teasing you about Allistalla. I genuinely like her and hope she stays around.

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      • I take no issue with exuberance. I'd love her exuberance were it paired with other qualities I enjoy, such as a middle school education and a sense of humor. You may see it as world-weariness, but I see it as standards - all I ask (several times) is for this girl to take one damn second to make sure what she's written is baseline legible. Is that too much to ask these days? Cynicism is always vilified here. This site needs more of it.

        Also, why the fuck are we discussing this like a couple deciding whether or not to get a puppy.

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        • I know. I feel like we're in an Ingmar Bergman film, deciding her fate. I wish we weren't having this conversation in public. I don't think either of us comes out of this with any credit.

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          • Fuck credit. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you don't mean what it sounds like you mean. We have no power, we have no fans to attend to, we're just relatively familiar usernames in a small corner of the internet.

            Energy alone won't make me like someone, not in real life and not in here. I enjoy balanced people. But beyond my totally arbitrary generalizations, all I'm really asking is that someone whose posts I constantly encounter would put a slight bit more effort into making it intelligible.

            Right, right, I don't have to read it if I don't want to. But I also don't have to look at the naked hobo in the park - doesn't make it okay that he's flashing his dick to everyone. Yeah, I could leave the park, but I want to be there. Without being bombarded by smelly genitalia.

            In conclusion: yes, we should get a puppy.

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            • I knew when I said it that it sounded how it sounded and I left it anyway, as I often do with you, to see whether you'd go for the easy shot. I'll be honest, I'd have judged you for it. I'll also be honest and say how often you impress me by rising above it.

              But, back to brass tacks, I guess we both have our standards and both have a level of deviation we'll accept and both allow for compensating factors. As similar as we often are, we're different on this. I can't see why you'd be so bothered by her and you can't see why I am enamoured. We're not going to change each other's minds.

              What kind of puppy would you like, by the way? For some reason, I am seeing you as a dalmation person. And, yes, I'm leaving that one there too. Because it doesn't mean what it could.

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              • Never been huge on dalmatians for whatever reason. I've only ever had a medium-sized terrier (not the yappy bite-size kind). But I've always wanted a husky. Not sure why. You? You're a cat person, aren't you.

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    • You know who else isn't patient... GENGHIS KAHN.

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