I hate the way I get so much smarter when I drink. And I drive much gooder when I drink, too. Always going under the speed limit by 10 or 20mph. I don't know why the cops are always pulling me over. The stupid cops always think I'm drunk, but that's because they are so stupid. See, I'm a safe driver osiffer, I'm driving nice and slow and safety.
But I do not gets hanger overs ever. I wonder why? hic....
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I hate the way I get so much smarter when I drink. And I drive much gooder when I drink, too. Always going under the speed limit by 10 or 20mph. I don't know why the cops are always pulling me over. The stupid cops always think I'm drunk, but that's because they are so stupid. See, I'm a safe driver osiffer, I'm driving nice and slow and safety.
But I do not gets hanger overs ever. I wonder why? hic....
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Not funny you pathetic old twat
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What would you know? You're too young to even drink.
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