My favorite element is Cesium. But you don't have to take my word for it--Cesium is empirically winning.
You know what the HYPER-FINE structure of Cesium-133 is used for? Atomic-fucking-clocks. Them clocks are our most accurate time-keeping instruments... ever. We would call them our gold standards, but that would be inaccurate, because those bitches run on Cesium.
Two German badasses, Kirchhoff and Bunsen (OF Bunsen BURNER fame), discovered Cesium all way the hell back in 1860. Dare to look them up, and you'll see some HYPER-FINE men with swagger...fitting parents for the element of champions.
Now you best give it up, for Num-bah Fiddy-Five: CESIUM.
What is your favorite element?
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BULLSHIT. THOSE CHOICES AIN'T ELEMENTS.
My favorite element is Cesium. But you don't have to take my word for it--Cesium is empirically winning.
You know what the HYPER-FINE structure of Cesium-133 is used for? Atomic-fucking-clocks. Them clocks are our most accurate time-keeping instruments... ever. We would call them our gold standards, but that would be inaccurate, because those bitches run on Cesium.
Two German badasses, Kirchhoff and Bunsen (OF Bunsen BURNER fame), discovered Cesium all way the hell back in 1860. Dare to look them up, and you'll see some HYPER-FINE men with swagger...fitting parents for the element of champions.
Now you best give it up, for Num-bah Fiddy-Five: CESIUM.
Cs-55 4 life, yall.