That being said, I've discovered embarrassing evidences of their own extra-marital sex lives... my mum's flowery vibrator left out when she was too drunk to remember to hide it one boozy Friday night... smeared with a thin layer of semi-fresh vaginal mucus 😣 x_x ...
And then there were the female orgasm noises blaring out from the Bluetooth speaker in the dining room as my dad accidentally connected his phone to it while watching something apparently pornographic upstairs one day.
Believe me, there have been quite enough awkward moments.
What is this penis-shaped object in my parents' bathroom?
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That being said, I've discovered embarrassing evidences of their own extra-marital sex lives... my mum's flowery vibrator left out when she was too drunk to remember to hide it one boozy Friday night... smeared with a thin layer of semi-fresh vaginal mucus 😣 x_x ...
And then there were the female orgasm noises blaring out from the Bluetooth speaker in the dining room as my dad accidentally connected his phone to it while watching something apparently pornographic upstairs one day.
Believe me, there have been quite enough awkward moments.