Well, he always had expensive tastes, this family member. It's my brother, by the way.
What I find surprising though is that he has that thing, but doesn't ever seem to leave the house or invite anyone in. Mum has remarked with admiration that he must be the cleanest person in the household as he has the most showers... she doesn't have a clue about anything in his sex/love life, and she doesn't ask, so she's 'innocent' so to speak.
What I find annoying is that she is forever badgering me to partner up, sending me links to dating sites, passing judgment on my virginity... as if my love/sex life were any more her business than my brother's is! Now I know what he does in there, at least. Having one of those objects is not incongruent with some of the things he has admitted to having done, of which Mum knows zilch.
I know chief that's what I use. I swear I got it for less tho. It's really not great for enemas if you want a max capacity one but it works for cleaning the damn hole out. I want to get one of the gravity bag ones and then I can have much more fun :)
What does that have to do with it? The kind I want doesn't have a cick shaped nozzle and the water only flows as fast as your colon expands to allow it.
What is this penis-shaped object in my parents' bathroom?
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It's a more expensive than nessecarily enema nozzle or what ever the fuck you call em. Much cheaper ways.
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Well, he always had expensive tastes, this family member. It's my brother, by the way.
What I find surprising though is that he has that thing, but doesn't ever seem to leave the house or invite anyone in. Mum has remarked with admiration that he must be the cleanest person in the household as he has the most showers... she doesn't have a clue about anything in his sex/love life, and she doesn't ask, so she's 'innocent' so to speak.
What I find annoying is that she is forever badgering me to partner up, sending me links to dating sites, passing judgment on my virginity... as if my love/sex life were any more her business than my brother's is! Now I know what he does in there, at least. Having one of those objects is not incongruent with some of the things he has admitted to having done, of which Mum knows zilch.
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I mean if he has the money it's up to him to buy it but that ain't a good deal if you ask me.
A bulb is $10.
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I know chief that's what I use. I swear I got it for less tho. It's really not great for enemas if you want a max capacity one but it works for cleaning the damn hole out. I want to get one of the gravity bag ones and then I can have much more fun :)
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Yeah. I don't want a massive cock shooting water into my butt at mach ten.
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What does that have to do with it? The kind I want doesn't have a cick shaped nozzle and the water only flows as fast as your colon expands to allow it.
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I like to take time and be gentle with my butt hole
Just saying I like to control the water flow. A bulb does that. I I dont want tap water blasting shit outta my ass.
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Oh well I like the loss of control. Especially if my girl ties me up first :)