What is this penis-shaped object in my parents' bathroom?

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  • EnglishLad
    3 years ago | pl

    LMAO what are you doing asking your parents what something is when it's clearly a phallic object and therefore sexual? Obviously gonna cause embarrassment. Just asking for trouble.

    Anyway, it's a bidet for cleaning shit out their arses when they're about to have anal sex, and the lube is to make it slippy so it slides up there without any painful resistance.

    Bet you wish you'd never asked now...

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    • Northwoods4me
      3 years ago | pl

      👍 great answer! 👍

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        3 years ago | pl

        That being said, I've discovered embarrassing evidences of their own extra-marital sex lives... my mum's flowery vibrator left out when she was too drunk to remember to hide it one boozy Friday night... smeared with a thin layer of semi-fresh vaginal mucus 😣 x_x ...

        And then there were the female orgasm noises blaring out from the Bluetooth speaker in the dining room as my dad accidentally connected his phone to it while watching something apparently pornographic upstairs one day.

        Believe me, there have been quite enough awkward moments.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago | pl

      It wasn't my parents whom I asked... and it didn't belong to them anyway. But thanks for the info.

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