What is the world's best sex joke?

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago | pl

    10 cents for half an hour
    in bed or in the shower
    I want my money back
    She had a dirty crack

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      4 years ago | pl

      i got a friend with a dick thats 6 feet long
      he showed it to the lady next door
      she thought it was a snake
      and hit it with a rake
      and now its only 3 foot 4

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago | pl

        Hahaha! This post is too funny!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      It said sex joke.... Not poem. Descent I guess but I don't think your in the top 5, feel free to try again!

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago | pl

        jeez hard ass hey..

        Dude was horny one night and decided to get a prostitute. Pro turns up and they start at it, he slaps her around and rips her clothes off. After some ruff 4play he pushes hes cock in and starts fucking away. Dudes like "this is horrible, its like fucking sand paper" Pro says "hold on ill be back" she fucks off in the bathroom for about 10 mins, comes back out and they fuck, best fuck he has ever had. She picks up the money on the bedside table and heads out the door when the dude asks "what did you do? your pussy felt so good!"
        She steps out the door and turns to him and says "I just picked all my scabs and let the puss run.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago | pl

          Lol! That is quite a disgusting joke there but you made me laugh a lot

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          • [Old Memory]
            4 years ago | pl

            You wanna laugh, go look at that WeirdGuyFromTheSOuths cock

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              4 years ago | pl

              And how would I see such things? I'm not gay though so it might be hard to convince me to.

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              • [Old Memory]
                4 years ago | pl

                Yea!! you r gay

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