What is the world's best sex joke?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago | pl

    a feller finds out his wife is screwin around behind his back

    he follows them to a motel where they get a room and calls his buddy the hit man ti deal with this situation

    the hit man shows up with his rifle and the guy tells him 'i want you to shoot her in the head and i want you to shoot him in the dick'

    the hitman holds up his rifle and looks through the scope at the motel window some distance off

    'hey guess what i can do this in one shot!'

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    • LloydAsher
      4 years ago | pl

      Thats my favorite.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      MAN! You are good! This post is making me laugh to damn much.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        4 years ago | pl

        two muffins are sittin in the oven

        the first muffin says 'it sure is gettin hot in here'

        the second muffin says 'HOLY SHIT A TALKIN MUFFIN!!!'

        prolly not sexy enough but what the hell

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