What is the world's best sex joke?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago | pl

    a priest and a rabbi are walkin by a playground

    the priest says 'hey lets go screw them kids'

    the rabbi says 'out of what?'

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago | pl

      I love double whammy jokes like that.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      I laughed more that I should have at this. FUCK those God damned priests! Good joke sir, but not best so far.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        4 years ago | pl

        a feller finds out his wife is screwin around behind his back

        he follows them to a motel where they get a room and calls his buddy the hit man ti deal with this situation

        the hit man shows up with his rifle and the guy tells him 'i want you to shoot her in the head and i want you to shoot him in the dick'

        the hitman holds up his rifle and looks through the scope at the motel window some distance off

        'hey guess what i can do this in one shot!'

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        • LloydAsher
          4 years ago | pl

          Thats my favorite.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago | pl

          MAN! You are good! This post is making me laugh to damn much.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            4 years ago | pl

            two muffins are sittin in the oven

            the first muffin says 'it sure is gettin hot in here'

            the second muffin says 'HOLY SHIT A TALKIN MUFFIN!!!'

            prolly not sexy enough but what the hell

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              4 years ago | pl

              Your kinda scraped the bottom of the barrel with that one. It's pretty shitty. You can do better!

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