A kids walking down the street with a bunch of chicken wire. There's and old man sitting on his porch and he hollers "hey kid what're you doing with all that chicken wire?" Kids says "Ima go catch a chicken." The old man shook his head and later the kid comes back by with chickens stuck all threw the wire.
The next day the kids walks past with duck tape. "Catching ducks?" "Yup." Kid comes back later with a bunch of ducks suck to the tape.
Next time the old man hollers "what do you have today Kid?" Kid says "Pussywillow!" The old man says "Let me get my hat!"
Hahahaha! Good one. I think that puts you in either second or third. Do you think it's better than the joke posted by Doesnormalmatter? I'm trying to actually find the best by ranking them.
Okay than your in second. I thought Doesnormalmatter's joke was descent but yours can take the cake. His joke is that touching fake tits turns people off, or something along those lines. What about the two jokes in the post? Since you seem like an experienced sex joke rater.
Yes, Asatchi's joke was pathetic. People are treating this post like a joke. THIS IS NOT A JOKE POST I ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW THE BEST SEX JOKE EVER CONCIEVED!!!!!!!!!(get it, concieved)
What is the world's best sex joke?
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A kids walking down the street with a bunch of chicken wire. There's and old man sitting on his porch and he hollers "hey kid what're you doing with all that chicken wire?" Kids says "Ima go catch a chicken." The old man shook his head and later the kid comes back by with chickens stuck all threw the wire.
The next day the kids walks past with duck tape. "Catching ducks?" "Yup." Kid comes back later with a bunch of ducks suck to the tape.
Next time the old man hollers "what do you have today Kid?" Kid says "Pussywillow!" The old man says "Let me get my hat!"
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Hahahaha! Good one. I think that puts you in either second or third. Do you think it's better than the joke posted by Doesnormalmatter? I'm trying to actually find the best by ranking them.
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Lloyds was hilarious. I didn't understand doesnormalmatters joke. At all. Also, this was a great post! 👍🏿
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Okay than your in second. I thought Doesnormalmatter's joke was descent but yours can take the cake. His joke is that touching fake tits turns people off, or something along those lines. What about the two jokes in the post? Since you seem like an experienced sex joke rater.
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Asnachi should be disqualified for being fucking terrible. Lol. And I'm biased towards the Tater.
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Yes, Asatchi's joke was pathetic. People are treating this post like a joke. THIS IS NOT A JOKE POST I ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW THE BEST SEX JOKE EVER CONCIEVED!!!!!!!!!(get it, concieved)