What is the stupidest thing you have every heard someone say?

In a pizza shop, I heard two girls ask how big a ten inch pizza was. Umm, ten inches, maybe?

I heard someone ask a bus driver, "Is this a bus?"

A friend referred to America as "A bit like Spain but with more stuff in it".

Another friend said he was going to get a credit card to pay off his loan, and then get out another loan to pay off the credit card.

Yet another friend said he wasn't going to pay rent any more and his landlady wouldn't be able to do anything because "she doesn't know where he lives". Seriously!

I heard a little girl asking her mum where milk came from and her mother said, "The shops".

I overheard someone else refer to the housing market and the way he described it, it sound like an actual place you go to in order to buy a house.

I've heard multiple people say Mexico is in South America, one person say the capital of Egypt is Jordan, and one person ask what the capital of North Africa is.

My sister thought chocolate mousse was called mousse because it's the same colour as a moose.

And I got excluded from a lesson aged seven by saying Sir Edmund Hillary and Norgay Tenzing got down Everest a lot quicker than they got up because they took a sledge with them.