My stupid pagan/polyamorous friend and I had this conversation:
Friend: That guy who offered us coke wants us to come to his apartment.
Me: Well, you know he only wants one thang from you, honey!
Friend: "Yeah, he wants to make out with me."<---STUPID NAIVE GULLIBLE!!!
Me: No girl, that guy wants to fuck you!
What is the strangest sentence you've ever heard spoken?
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My stupid pagan/polyamorous friend and I had this conversation:
Friend: That guy who offered us coke wants us to come to his apartment.
Me: Well, you know he only wants one thang from you, honey!
Friend: "Yeah, he wants to make out with me."<---STUPID NAIVE GULLIBLE!!!
Me: No girl, that guy wants to fuck you!