What is the standard method to measure butt size?

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I wonder if there is a standard measurement for measuring ass/butt size

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  • e51pegasi
    6 years ago

    The standard unit of derriere size is the Lopez.

    Using the 'love don't cost a thing' video as a visual benchmark.

    As an example Kim Kardashian's ample backside registers as a 2.5 on the Lopez scale of arseness.

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  • juanitodelacruz
    6 years ago

    A butt in the UK is a large barrel, usually for water. An ass is a donkey. You're confusing me

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    yes, airlines figured it out.

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome
    6 years ago

    Archimedes. Immerse your butt in a bucket and see how much water it displaces.

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  • CapriSun
    6 years ago

    Oh jeez who cares.

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  • Boojum
    6 years ago

    The universally recognized measure of butt size is the Kanye.

    It's based on the angle of curvature of a hand the exact dimensions of those possessed by Kanye West when gripping the subject cheek with a pressure of exactly 10 pascals.

    There's probably a Reddit page about this.

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  • rayb12
    6 years ago

    See how big ur penis gets

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