As much as that sounds perfect in an ideal world, I know for a fact most people would be disappointed if that's all they got for their birthday :P
"Honey, I've got your present! Come into the bedroom!"
"OOH PRESENT! Hey it... it's you. Naked, with a red bow"
"Yeah!" *closes door* "I figured, what gift could possibly be better than me, naked, all yours?"
"Yeah... yeah of course! I mean... I already have you, naked, all mine, pretty much every night. But... Obviously this is special because... You have a bow around you!"
"Exactly! And I'm going to do lots of naughty things to you..."
"Like you do anyway... But yes what a... GREAT present. Thank you for... you."
"You're welcome"
It's a nice way to make the night fun, but unless it's your first time, it's like giving you something you already have whilst but putting you in an impossible position where showing disappointment would cause a lot of drama.
Love this comment the most! It is true...while I love to add this to his gift (presentation is important, after all) and hear,'Mmm! Special sex!' It isn't the gift itself.
This will certainly be the best birthday he has had in a very long time. And his other beards were so because he made them that way for himself.
What is the perfect gift idea?
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As much as that sounds perfect in an ideal world, I know for a fact most people would be disappointed if that's all they got for their birthday :P
"Honey, I've got your present! Come into the bedroom!"
"OOH PRESENT! Hey it... it's you. Naked, with a red bow"
"Yeah!" *closes door* "I figured, what gift could possibly be better than me, naked, all yours?"
"Yeah... yeah of course! I mean... I already have you, naked, all mine, pretty much every night. But... Obviously this is special because... You have a bow around you!"
"Exactly! And I'm going to do lots of naughty things to you..."
"Like you do anyway... But yes what a... GREAT present. Thank you for... you."
"You're welcome"
It's a nice way to make the night fun, but unless it's your first time, it's like giving you something you already have whilst but putting you in an impossible position where showing disappointment would cause a lot of drama.
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Love this comment the most! It is true...while I love to add this to his gift (presentation is important, after all) and hear,'Mmm! Special sex!' It isn't the gift itself.
This will certainly be the best birthday he has had in a very long time. And his other beards were so because he made them that way for himself.