What is THE ONE THING you always wanted to change in your life?

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  • Easy to fix. There are two solutions:

    1) Lose some fucking weight so you can scratch it.
    2) Gain more weight and die so you won't feel the itch.

    Of course, there is also a solution of hiring someone to scratch it for you. However, it won't work, because of two reasons:

    1) You are so fucking broke.
    2) You are so fucking disgusting, so nobody agrees to do it, even for money.

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