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Scratch this bumb on my butt, unfortunately im to fat to reach it
Don't worry. I will scratch it for you.
Easy to fix. There are two solutions:
1) Lose some fucking weight so you can scratch it. 2) Gain more weight and die so you won't feel the itch.
Of course, there is also a solution of hiring someone to scratch it for you. However, it won't work, because of two reasons:
1) You are so fucking broke. 2) You are so fucking disgusting, so nobody agrees to do it, even for money.
dont be such as ass to suggy chaan
Im gross, no one wants to touch me :(
Unless you are filthy rich. So, go get rich and get a young hot supermodel for a girlfriend then you can have more than just your itch scratched.
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Don't worry. I will scratch it for you.
Easy to fix. There are two solutions:
1) Lose some fucking weight so you can scratch it.
2) Gain more weight and die so you won't feel the itch.
Of course, there is also a solution of hiring someone to scratch it for you. However, it won't work, because of two reasons:
1) You are so fucking broke.
2) You are so fucking disgusting, so nobody agrees to do it, even for money.
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dont be such as ass to suggy chaan
Im gross, no one wants to touch me :(
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Unless you are filthy rich. So, go get rich and get a young hot supermodel for a girlfriend then you can have more than just your itch scratched.