What is the dumbest or most random thing you have ever googled?

What weird, unusual things have you searched online? Or what do you regret searching online?

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  • CountessDouche

    Mid-conversation:

    "What do you call cat fingers"

    The answer is...

    Toes

    They're called toes

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    • Nikclaire

      What

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      • CountessDouche

        WHAT DO YOU CALL CAT FINGERS?

        TOES

        THEY'RE CALLED TOES

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        • McBean

          haha. i think i like you.

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  • Protagoras

    What do I regret searching online? Two girls one cup

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      my dawg suggested two squirrels one pup

      i was not disappointed

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    • EggKegg

      I regret the one with the hammer, I’m not going to say it’s actual title because I don’t want people to look it up.
      I’m usually unfazed by horror because I know it’s not real, but seeing something like that is sickening.
      (It’s a real video of a man being tortured and murdered)

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    • Oh fuck! Knew this would come up. Anything ELSE???

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      • CozmoWank

        Tub Girl.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I've never actually seen that. I was always afraid that I wouldn't be able to get it out of my mind.

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      • notsaying4life

        dont look it up believe me dont

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        • RoseIsabella

          Yeah, I would probably serve myself well to not see it.

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      • AMERICANsavage

        Its not as bad as youd think. Just 2 idiots munching on a turd

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  • Bumfuzzle

    i google google a lot

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  • Nikclaire

    Is everyone on this site insane??

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    • CountessDouche

      That's pretty funny coming from someone who's nuttier than a port-a-potty at a macadamia festival

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  • BleedingPain

    I one googled if it was normal to not be normal...

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  • Bumfuzzle

    Blue waffle

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    • AMERICANsavage

      I thumbee you up man. Too many snowflakes thumbing you down

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      • Silver_Discrete

        how to thumb u down ive been only seeing up button

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        • AMERICANsavage

          You've gotten too many thumbs down already i think

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      • Bumfuzzle

        why would my comment be controversial? i don't understand how it's any worse than 2 girls 1 cup ...i'm confused

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        • AMERICANsavage

          You probably upset someone on another post now theyre trying to get u back 🤣

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  • EggKegg

    A friend and I were trying to draw whatever character would pop into each others’ heads and she suggested ‘Granny Norma’ from the Lorax. I had absolutely no idea what she was talking about so she told me to google it (it might’ve been intentional, even though she denies it).
    The character is actually ‘GraMMy Norma’.
    Don’t search granny norma
    It’s old lady porn
    The worst part is, I was on google images, wanting to see what the character looked like...
    So that’s my regret.

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    • Old lady porn? I will add that to the list of things to gauge my eye out if I see!

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  • drdnk957

    Cartel mutilation

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    • Sounds meta

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  • chuy

    Hot links....not what I expected lol.

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  • Why does nothing good come to me at times when I'm asked? Well, I've Googled myself, and thankfully my real identity seems to have almost no presence on the internet.

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  • libertybell

    I once Googled 'Do cats know they're cute?'

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    • Haha! Good one. What was the answer???

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  • paramore93

    Google doesn't have answers for most of my questions. "Is pingu a timelord?" Nothing.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Noot noot!

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      • paramore93

        Memories. They don't make tv like that anymore!

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          Honestly I didn't find out about Pingu until I watched him on the internet. He's a cute Birdy!

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          • paramore93

            Pingu was my favourite show as a small person :] glad people still watch it.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    "What would an elephant society look like?" Unfortunately I couldn't find anything on it.

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  • RoseIsabella

    One man, one jar.

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    • palehorse

      What's that? Please save my search history.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Google it.

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        • palehorse

          Rose...

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          • RoseIsabella

            It's awful, isn't it? I shouldn't be talking about this kinda stuff when my sinuses are messed up, because I feel perpetually impaired when when my sinuses are like this.

            Yeah, I think I owe you an apology.

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    • Oh fuck! I knew this would come up! Anything ELSE???

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks! Now I feel that I have contributed something of significance to the discussion.

        On a less horrific note, today has been a really good day for me, because I just got this new earring in the mail, and just minutes after it arrived UPS showed up with a box from Macy's. I unfortunately dropped, and broke a china mug a few years back. I finally got around to replacing the broken mug! Woo-hoo!

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        • Grunewald

          Sounds like a great day - and one with a message! Don't abandon a bad situation (lost earring, broken mug) - do something.

          Today a book I ordered arrived in the post - 'Spiritual Friendship - Finding Love in the Church as a Celibate Gay Christian' by Wesley Hill. I'm hoping it will be full of pragmatism for all Christians who struggle with seemingly interminable, unavoidable singleness...

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          • RoseIsabella

            Right on.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    “Is it illegal to live in your car”. I don’t have a car.

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  • AMERICANsavage

    Most random thing or most fucked up thibg? I cant remember what was random. Probably snuff rape films is the most fucked up thing I googled. Thats back when they were accessible online easy

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    • I squealing inside with interest. The internet has only grown. I don't hope more people have been abused, you know, but I hope I can still access them easily enough.

      Do you know where you watched them?

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      • AMERICANsavage

        I dont, it was a gore website. May have been like goregasm or something like that. It was a girl in a chair with a black cloth behind her. It looked like one of her hands had been nailed to the chair and then a guy in all black with a black ski mask came in and ripped her fingernail off with pliers. You could see in her face it was real dude. It was definitely real. Then it cut to her laying on her back and the man was fucking her missionary style. It looked like it was filmed in the 80s or 90s.

        I hope she made it out alive but I doubt it man. Then I came back to show someone on another forum who asked for it and it was gone. I can try to find which website if you want and maybe you can contact the owner. You'll regret watching it tho unless youre a sick fucker.

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        • Well thanks for the cheer up message there mate!

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    • Yikes!

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      • AMERICANsavage

        Yeah dude one of them scarred me. It was definitely real. I dont think you can find that one online. It sounds appealing to me on paper but when you see it on video its rough

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    I have searched my share :

    Is sex on a period fun?

    Can butt plugs make you incontinent?

    What is the best way to go down on a woman?

    Why do men like titties so much?

    How does a very large diet effect physical properties of semen?

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  • DarkMatter

    What if the Earth stopped spinning

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  • Indigobloom1

    One man one jar. It made me cringe a little but that's about it

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  • LloydAsher

    Reddit 50/50 guy shoves glass bottle up ass... shatters. Or seapuppies playin with a ball. It wasn't the sea puppies 😱

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    • What is with people and their fascination with inadimate objects going up their arse?

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      • LloydAsher

        You should see people shoving animate objects up there like gerbils and hamsters... or not.

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        • How about not? Sigh....if there is a god, I wonder what he thinks of us now?

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          • LloydAsher

            Probably severely disappointed.

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            • No doubt!

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  • JustAHuman

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws&list=PLuKg-Whduhklge1dMCGsemN1Qr_ODqjtZ

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  • mauzi

    I look up a lot of weird ships to see if anyone has thought of them (Last one was Jim x Andy from the office), look up if strangely cute characters have fangirls (other than me), or if characters are theorized to have mental illnesses.
    I also frequently look up "why is [some animal] so cute", just to see if anyone else has wondered that too (even search about them in other languages).
    and last time i was super drunk i kept trying to look up "can you call in blind to work" and was wondered why nothing came up, although that mightve been a dream.

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    • libertybell

      Weird ships?

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      • mauzi

        Ships is short for relationships and used by fandoms to say which characters you imagine being together

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  • curious-bunny

    Paly wah Fay, something I say when I'm really drunk

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  • Indigo1

    I know there have been times where I'll be discussing a topic with someone and i'll need the spelling of an uncomfortable word or want to find the word for a certain weird behavior and then i feel weird googling that word or behaviors to find the word because i feel like google thinks that I want to see those things when in fact i just want the spelling and or to find the word.

    For instance, even right now I forget the word for it but the word pedophile really only covers people with an attraction to prepubescent children, there is another word for someone who is attracted to lets say 13-17 year olds i think it starts with an H, as you can see if you're in a discussion and for whatever reason you want to use this word perhaps to call someone out, googling things to try to find the word feels really fucking weird lmao.

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    • mauzi

      hebephile, but i think 13-17 would be ephebephile

      (i get what you mean though, I didn't even want to search that just now to verify. that's when the google suggestions come in handy)

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  • Grunewald

    'small onion that's not an onion'

    'forbad'

    'how to read plainchant'

    'bisexual chairs'

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    • shuggy-chan

      Shallot?

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      • Grunewald

        Scallions, apparently.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Leekspin.com

    I recall there was also meatspin dot com. That one was of a gif of a dick spinning in an endless loop. I'm pretty sure that site is defunct now.

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    • shuggy-chan

      You spin me right round baby right round

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    • Why, just why?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Don't know. I don't know what was worse: the fact that the site existed at some point or the fact that I used to know which porn it came from. XD

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