Ummm....I kind of had you pegged for a suit of armor and a sword. Maybe a couple of coconut halves for transportation. So you're saying you're more of a 007 than a knight who says "NEE"?
I must say that if I saw Elton John coming at me with a (I'm assuming) Walther, I might not be able to hold it together. My fits of laughter would make me quick to apprehend, so that ends up in the Knight's win column.
What, if any weapons do you regularly carry?
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I always have to carry. The Queen could be in danger and I can't just run to Q and ask for a pistol.
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Ummm....I kind of had you pegged for a suit of armor and a sword. Maybe a couple of coconut halves for transportation. So you're saying you're more of a 007 than a knight who says "NEE"?
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I am a modern day Knight, like Elton John. I am not a medieval knight with a cocunut horse.
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I must say that if I saw Elton John coming at me with a (I'm assuming) Walther, I might not be able to hold it together. My fits of laughter would make me quick to apprehend, so that ends up in the Knight's win column.
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Unfortunately Elton John doesn't carry. He may be a knight, but not all knights have to protect Great Britain and the queen.
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I think it to be quite fortunate and relieving to know that Sir Elton does not pack heat.
And you are correct, he does not protect the queen. Imagine sending one queen to protect another...
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Laugh out loud. You are truly a comedic genius my good sir. I must ask Elizabeth to knight you.
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Knight Nigel Wellington XXI