What have you wiped with besides TP?

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  • I've never done any of that. What dumbass would take a dump without making sure there is t.p. or something similar in the room. I will never understand.

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    • Sometimes you gotta go NOW. You never know when or where it will strike.

      Or maybe you're broke and have depleted your TP, napkins and paper towels and have to get creative.

      Perhaps you're a prick who likes to wipe your ass on people's stuff.

      Maybe you're an artist, a creative soul, who wants to branch out from the standard paper products.

      Sometimes it's the alcohol to blame.

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      • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Your last three options in your reply are absolutely hilarious (and potentially true).

        This whole poll is genius: bravo, OP. <3

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        • I'm glad you have enjoyed it! :)

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