What gives you the most gas?

If I knew, I'd quit eating it...

Wheat.

I am automatically flatulent by nature and I unleash it on people at will
*fudge explosion in underpants**

Fuel pump, like 25 gallons at a time.

Holly berries

Eggs.

Doing boring stuff. When I do boring stuff I get this strange feeling in my stomach as if I was about to throw up. And when I stop doing it, after a few minutes I start farting like crazy.

Lentil Soup.

Herbal Laxatives.

Methane burgers

Dairy foods.