What fruit would make the best lawyer? Why?

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  • *starts clapping*

    *tear rolls down hill*

    Brilliant! You sir/madame are quite the talent.

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    • I'll be a jackfruit, you be my jill
      I've got a pail for those tears on the hill.
      We'll gather enough to sail like Magellan
      (I'd be a canary if I was a melon.)

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