What fruit would make the best lawyer? Why?

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  • When have you ever heard of a lawyer who gives a crap about justice? It's the money, honey!

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    • Its different for apples. Did you know that they also fight to keep the doctors away?

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      • Hey, wait one minute there. I never said anything bad about apples. Some of my bestest friends are apples.

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        • Okay.... But there is the existence of a species of bad apples.... So, bad that they could put your sailboat in a twist without out even touching it! They can do other things too but I shan't be getting into it now!

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