What fruit would make the best lawyer? Why?

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  • NurseDiesel
    10 years ago | pl

    Let's get fruity and make a pear.
    Time for dessert...my underwear.
    I've got some whipped cream, how 'bout some pie?
    For my little starfruit, apple of my eye.
    You're red like the devil, shiny and firm
    If i was a bird i'd nibble your worm.
    An elderberry, that's what I am
    I say date, you say yes ma'am!
    Were i another berry, i'd be a goose
    And invite you in for some delicious juice.
    Clementine, naval, blood and manderin
    Up on your branch disappear with a grin.

    In lemons terms....MEOWWW!!!

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago | pl

      What. The fuck. Is this!!?!?!

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    • RomeoDeMontague
      9 years ago | pl

      Wow, best pick up line ever.

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago | pl

      *starts clapping*

      *tear rolls down hill*

      Brilliant! You sir/madame are quite the talent.

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      • NurseDiesel
        10 years ago | pl

        I'll be a jackfruit, you be my jill
        I've got a pail for those tears on the hill.
        We'll gather enough to sail like Magellan
        (I'd be a canary if I was a melon.)

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago | pl

      It's spelt "mandarin" you filth. English first, poems later.

      *hops up onto tree branch, lols and disappears.

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