What fruit would make the best lawyer? Why?

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago | pl

    Apple because apples fight for justice.

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    • thegypsysailor
      10 years ago | pl

      When have you ever heard of a lawyer who gives a crap about justice? It's the money, honey!

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago | pl

        Its different for apples. Did you know that they also fight to keep the doctors away?

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        • thegypsysailor
          10 years ago | pl

          Hey, wait one minute there. I never said anything bad about apples. Some of my bestest friends are apples.

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          • Avant-Garde
            10 years ago | pl

            Okay.... But there is the existence of a species of bad apples.... So, bad that they could put your sailboat in a twist without out even touching it! They can do other things too but I shan't be getting into it now!

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