What fruit would make the best lawyer? Why?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Oh snap.

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    • NurseDiesel
      10 years ago | pl

      Let's get fruity and make a pear.
      Time for dessert...my underwear.
      I've got some whipped cream, how 'bout some pie?
      For my little starfruit, apple of my eye.
      You're red like the devil, shiny and firm
      If i was a bird i'd nibble your worm.
      An elderberry, that's what I am
      I say date, you say yes ma'am!
      Were i another berry, i'd be a goose
      And invite you in for some delicious juice.
      Clementine, naval, blood and manderin
      Up on your branch disappear with a grin.

      In lemons terms....MEOWWW!!!

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago | pl

        What. The fuck. Is this!!?!?!

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      • RomeoDeMontague
        9 years ago | pl

        Wow, best pick up line ever.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago | pl

        *starts clapping*

        *tear rolls down hill*

        Brilliant! You sir/madame are quite the talent.

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        • NurseDiesel
          10 years ago | pl

          I'll be a jackfruit, you be my jill
          I've got a pail for those tears on the hill.
          We'll gather enough to sail like Magellan
          (I'd be a canary if I was a melon.)

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago | pl

        It's spelt "mandarin" you filth. English first, poems later.

        *hops up onto tree branch, lols and disappears.

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