What fruit would make the best lawyer? Why?

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    A banana, because it has appeal.

    Although coconuts may be good in case of an insanity plea.

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    • asdfdsa
      10 years ago | pl

      Haha, that's actually pretty funny!

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago | pl

      "Your crazy in the the coconut " avalanches- frontier psychiatrist

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago | pl

        Are you implying that I'm husky!?!?! You want my sweet white meat and you know it!

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago | pl

          Oh baby, ur so Husky, I just want to grab ur soft, snow dusted fur and mush u all through the night, just to keep warm

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago | pl

      Oh snap.

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      • NurseDiesel
        10 years ago | pl

        Let's get fruity and make a pear.
        Time for dessert...my underwear.
        I've got some whipped cream, how 'bout some pie?
        For my little starfruit, apple of my eye.
        You're red like the devil, shiny and firm
        If i was a bird i'd nibble your worm.
        An elderberry, that's what I am
        I say date, you say yes ma'am!
        Were i another berry, i'd be a goose
        And invite you in for some delicious juice.
        Clementine, naval, blood and manderin
        Up on your branch disappear with a grin.

        In lemons terms....MEOWWW!!!

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        • dirtybirdy
          10 years ago | pl

          What. The fuck. Is this!!?!?!

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        • RomeoDeMontague
          9 years ago | pl

          Wow, best pick up line ever.

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        • Avant-Garde
          10 years ago | pl

          *starts clapping*

          *tear rolls down hill*

          Brilliant! You sir/madame are quite the talent.

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          • NurseDiesel
            10 years ago | pl

            I'll be a jackfruit, you be my jill
            I've got a pail for those tears on the hill.
            We'll gather enough to sail like Magellan
            (I'd be a canary if I was a melon.)

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago | pl

          It's spelt "mandarin" you filth. English first, poems later.

          *hops up onto tree branch, lols and disappears.

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