What does shit taste like?

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I'm curious but I'm not expecting a bowel movement until tomorrow morning. I can't wait that long.

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  • randypete
    4 years ago | pl

    It tastes like shit

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    You mean you cannot wait about 12 hours? You done waited for 12 years of your life now, surely 12 more HOURS won't kill you.

    Talking about "I can't wait that long" like the OP is awaiting an organ donor pfft jesus christ.

    But there IS a definitive answer about the taste of shit. An elite study squadron consisting of culinary artists, scientists, poopologists, and medical professionals got together and the result of their study -

    Shit tastes very similar to school lunch.

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  • MrsEdGein
    4 years ago

    Evil British foster mother Eunice Spry tortured her foster children and one of them said in his book, which I have a copy of, about how she forced him to eat his own excrement and he described it as tasting like "Gone off cake".

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_Spry

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  • lolamanilow77
    4 years ago

    WHY are we all here spending time on this!!?

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  • Ellenna
    4 years ago

    I assume shit would taste different depending on what's been eaten or drunk, just as its smell does, but I don't intend to check it out.

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago

    It's shit, so it will probably taste like shit. Judging by smell alone you can assume it will taste horrible.

    But hey, if you're so curious - take a dump, sample it and then get back to us with the all important answer to your question.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    It probably just tastes like shit. Shit tastes like crap.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      But can you describe it in more detail? In terms of flavors like salty, earthy, bitter, etc.? Maybe you could just stick your finger in your butt really quick, lick it and find out?

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        No, I'm sorry I will have to pass on that shit. Perhaps you could sample some of your own poo, and report back to the rest of us at Is It Normal?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          Like I said 'm not expecting until tomorrow morning.

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          • RoseIsabella
            4 years ago

            Then, I guess you'll have to wait.

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  • Columbusbiguy
    4 years ago

    Taco Bell.

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  • airborne532
    4 years ago

    Never tasted it before but a girl in my grade does it in her underwear all the time so I will ask her if she has.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    I think I heard someone say one time that it tasted really bitter.

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  • dirtybirdy
    4 years ago

    I don't like shitty people, sir/ma'am. Enjoy your diseases.

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago

    I've never tried it. I feel like that makes me lame/uninteresting on this site.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    4 years ago

    Shit tastes like shit it smells bad so it must taste bad.

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  • lolamanilow77
    4 years ago

    Troll!!!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      You're not curious what shit tastes like? Perfectly reasonable question. I think Rosie is working on it.

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      • lolamanilow77
        4 years ago

        Dude don't insult Rose like that, if you want it so bad go take some ex-lax!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          What's insulting about tasting your own shit? It's really not that bad.

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        Nope.

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  • TenFootDick
    4 years ago

    Disgusting. Obviously. It seems that there are quite a few shit eaters on here, and most of them say it tastes "bitter" and utterly revolting beyond description.

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  • chuy
    4 years ago

    If you want to know so bad, why don't you try it then tell us what it taste like.

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  • Iszzy123
    4 years ago

    I don’t know what shit taste like but what I could tell from 2 girls one cup it’s something ur body’s wasn’t ment to consume

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  • Hellohello1234
    4 years ago

    Shit taste like your mother's pussy

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