What does "headass" mean and why do kids say it?

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Tommythecaty

3 years ago

You’re such a fuckass!

Well you can go suck a fuck!

Oh tell me exactly how does one go suck a fuck!

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- rocketdave
  
  3 years ago
  
  Eat the creampie?
  
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  - Tommythecaty
    
    3 years ago
    
    We will not have this..at the dinner table.
    
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Boojum

3 years ago

I assume that "head ass" is either short for accusing someone of having their head up their own ass (figuratively, of course), or saying that they have a face/head which looks like an ass.

Believing that trendy words are "becoming more weird" is a sure sign that you're getting old.

Young people have always used slang to bond and exclude older people. Sometimes the slang sticks around and becomes part of standard English, and sometimes it fades away.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  The sad thing is I'm in my mid 20's lol!
  
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FromTheSouthWeirdMan

3 years ago

Idk what simp means i hear it alot

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- BleedingPain
  
  3 years ago
  
  Simp is one who will do anything for a girl, with little return
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  I've heard that a lot too and I THINK it's a guy who sucks up to women kind of like a white knight, but I'm not 100% on that.
  
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  - jimmyneutron69
    
    3 years ago
    
    Lol ever talked to a girl? Ever held the door for one? Ever tipped a waitress? Congratulations according to reddit, twitch, twitter and most places on the internet with young people you're a SIMP.
    
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  - FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    
    3 years ago
    
    Hmm ive been called that i dont think i really fit the definition tho. Interesting.. thanks for the knowledge
    
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    - thepuppet
      
      3 years ago
      
      that's basically accurate- people these days overuse the insult, though, so i wouldn't worry about it too much. some people online throw the word casually at any guy who says something nice to a girl.
      
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      - SmokeEverything
        
        3 years ago
        
        I thought simp was like somebody who gives a bunch of money to onlyfans girls
        
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jethro

3 years ago

Google can be your friend if you just give it a chance.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  I did, but it still doesn't make sense. It said it's an insult used in an insult battle or something stupid like that. But, what does that insult actually mean, or is it just a word with no meaning?
  
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Cuntsiclestick

3 years ago

I think it's just another way of calling someone stupid.

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SugaDaegu_328

3 years ago

you have a head, and an ass. = headaas

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miNeX

3 years ago

Bruh do you mean 'deadass', we say that alot. It's s the same as the other slang phrase 'no cap', it means that you're dead serious about something.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  No, I've seen teenagers type stuff like a quote another person said with headass at the end. I don't get it.
  
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Ummitsstillme

3 years ago

Tik toc means re re? Why care what the slow people think.

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chuy

3 years ago

Butthead....and yeah it's pretty funny

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Cliche1234

3 years ago

It's an act of giving head but instead of sucking a dick, you suck an ass for a change.

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asdfgh0987

3 years ago

Means your head is up your ass, essentially. You're an idiot/stupid/dense/etc.

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PonyProblem

3 years ago

My favorite is Clownass. Always has been.
Wait until you hear about poggers.

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- SmokeEverything
  
  3 years ago
  
  Poggers sounds like something youd need a real thick cockney accent to get away with saying
  
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RoseIsabella

3 years ago

Maybe it means you're the head jackass, like the main asshole, or something.

Something my Colombian mother says that I really like is, "pure asshole", she will describe someone as being a pure asshole, and I LOVE it!

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rocketdave

3 years ago

In England we have the phrase "a face like a smacked bum!"

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- SwickDinging
  
  3 years ago
  
  I always thought it was "slapped arse".
  
  Perhaps a regional variation?
  
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  - rocketdave
    
    3 years ago
    
    Just the respectable version.
    
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    - have_a_good_day
      
      3 years ago
      
      nigga how do you slap some hoe's ass respectfully? you trippin
      
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      - rocketdave
        
        3 years ago
        
        You spank it until it's bright red and they're crying, then you've made a respectable job of it, simple really.
        
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        3 years ago
        
        When she wants it you're respecting her wishes ;)
        
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        have_a_good_day
        
        3 years ago
        
        I ain't no genie. a hoe don't get no wishes from this nigga
        
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ellnell

3 years ago

I've only ever heard deadass

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SmokeEverything

3 years ago

I like how finna is making a comeback, but kids think its a new word and use it completely the wrong way.

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- Inkmaster
  
  3 years ago
  
  It's supposed to be short for, "fittin' to" Isn't it? As in about to/intending to? What are people using to mean now?
  
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  - SmokeEverything
    
    3 years ago
    
    Yeah Id use it for like "fixin' to" which is about having the desire to do something, where "going to" is more you're definitely about to actually do this. Im finna punch you would be different from im gonna punch you.
    
    I noticed a lot of younger people in my area just kind of sprinkle the word around randomly. And seem to think its a new word, which its really not. Rappers were using it in the 90s
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      3 years ago
      
      Lol I first heard it in an ICP song from 1992.
      
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      - Inkmaster
        
        3 years ago
        
        I got it from my dad growing up.
        
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        SmokeEverything
        
        3 years ago
        
        I agree with OP cause I got it from the loons.
        
        I had some kid like 4 days ago in front of circle K come up like "Man I finna need a cigarette" nd its like yo dude what does that even mean
        
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my_life_my_way

3 years ago

They have their head up their ass

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