What do you wish you had invented?

an asshole button the button ejects the asshole from the room

I invent lots of stuff in my mind that I see in stores 10 or 15 years later. Many creative people do the same thing. The point is that it takes perseverance and hard work to get your idea manufactured competitively and marketed.

That's too much work for me. I'd rather wait a few years until someone else has the same idea as me. Then I can buy it without all the stress and bother.

I wish I invented Facebook

Anal beads for children.

I invented cooked meat.

Good grammar on the YouTube comment sections.

A pony OC, OMG. I'm going to get hate for this for sure.

the light bulb

I invented twitter, no kidding. I just failed to execute it before someone else did. That's the thing with most inventions, it's less the idea and more the execution...because you're probably not the only one who thought of it.

At my last high school reunion, my friend and I told everyone that we invented post-its...

Microsoft Windows.

Hair.

Fire.

No seriously Johann Gutenberg's movable type printing press. Perhaps the single greatest invention of the twentieth century.

I invented the question mark.

al gore