What do you usually think when you look at yourself in the mirror?

I think, WOW that guy probably has a great personality.

I immediately start flapping and pecking quite vigorously.

I usually avoid looking in the mirror.

I think like "you again".

I think that the image is not me, in a mirror everything is reversed so you basically see your face reversed,
Most have fairly symmetrical faces so it doesn't change that much but there is a vsauce vid on YouTube explaining this and showing what certain historical figures like Lincoln would see in the mirror and what they actually look like, sometimes it was a surprising change,

"Can I have your number?"

...But seriously, I only look at mirrors at certain times. If I look at a mirror, I'll most likely be there for about half an hour just looking at myself...Vain, I know, but that's the truth, and it irritates me because I'm pretty powerless from looking away.

I know, seems funny, but I'm serious...

avoid mirrors at all costs

Since I've been working out these past few months the first think I do when I look at myself in the mirror is lift up my shirt and think "I'm not quite there yet" since I'm trying to get a six pack. After that I think that I'm still a pretty attractive guy, or average.

By the way, interesting question OP.

Just looked in the mirror first thing that came to my mind was "your one good looking motherfucker"

Staring contest!

Sometimes I find I do a double-take.

I might be casually minding my own business and happen upon a mirror, notice movement or shiny thing and glance up briefly. Then there is a moment of shock and I look back and realise its me -- and I am cute. But I do not think I am until I look at it. Low self-esteem I guess.

Avoid looking at your naked reflection where possible though. *shudders*

I stare and ask: What is life, my friend?

A weird combination of thinking I'm sexy and hating my ethnicity.

That I look Androgynous.

Hey sexy ;) hahaha.

Depends on the time. I go through a little of all of these

see a father who gave you those eyes...

fuck statistics, dude, you're NOT just another number

I usually try to mentally minimize my flaws with little to no success. I am getting better at looking at myself and accepting what I see but it's only because I have to. Some things you can't change.

I dunno... I look at myself in the mirror when I shave.
When I shave I think "Man, wish my beard would grow slower..."

The spectrum is quite broad, from "Hello, gorgeous!" to "What did I ever do in the previous life to look like that in this one?!"

think lookin good big guy and bounce out the door ! but i did once see a guy dressed like the undertaker from wwe with a staff and thought i bet he does the same!

"Oh yeah! I'm a hot weird freak of a sexy creature." pop dat pimple, pop dat pimple! And also, "I look good in this lighting, better not check the other mirrors". Overall, I am pleased.

When I have my makeup and hair done:
I look nice, my foundation looks a little cakey, better spritz my face. Ugh, left side has more bronzer than the right. Eyebrows on point though. I need a pore minimizer. I wish I had flawless skin.
Without makeup and hair:
I NEED MAKEUP. I look so dull and tired. My hair is gross. My eyebrows are so thin and sparse. Ew. I wish I had flawless skin.

a mixture of romance and self loathing

If I've worked out I think I look pumped. If it's before gym or a day off I think I look like a bag of shit.

"back Satan"

I think the barber cut my hair a little bit shorter than I'd've liked, but it'll look nice in a couple of weeks when it's grown out a bit and it certainly looks nicer than it did before it was cut.

I don't really attach much emotion to how I look in the mirror. It's just never struck me as a thing I ought to be worrying about. "Yes, that guy is me".

Hey, you ;)