What do you usually do to masturbate?

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    Jedi mind tricks and the Force. Sometimes the Schwartz.

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    • dappled
      10 years ago | pl

      I think Schwartz means something else in America. Here it's a brand of varied herbs and spices and I have a very strange image of you seasoning a pie you were baking. :O

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago | pl

        Oh my!!! Haha its from the movie Spaceballs :p do you think spaceballs would be a nice addition to my spicy herbal pie? Spiceballs??

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        • dappled
          10 years ago | pl

          You actually made me blush. I didn't think it was humanly possible any more. I am also... I... umm... Grr! I have no words. Stop using these powers on me!

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