What do you usually do to masturbate?

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Just wanna know what people do to masturbate :P if I haven't mentioned another that you do then please comment if you want and share... Just curious.

Look at porn pics 2
Watch porn videos 19
Reading about others sexual stories 3
Imagining someone doing something to you 11
Touching yourself up 2
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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Sniff your mom's panties.

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    • Energy
      11 years ago

      Shit stank! XD

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Could be any of your options so I just voted the most common. Typically, I was the first to vote so now everyone knows what I get up to. Blah!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Myself in the mirror.

    This is absolution.

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    • disthing
      11 years ago

      I wank facing a mirror whilst holding another mirror.

      Wank within a wank within a wank.

      This is inception.

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        More like "Dickception":P

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Mine is more of a ritual to summon demons

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        • disthing
          11 years ago

          Mine is more of a ritual to expel demons. Microscopic baby-making demons.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Jedi mind tricks and the Force. Sometimes the Schwartz.

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      I think Schwartz means something else in America. Here it's a brand of varied herbs and spices and I have a very strange image of you seasoning a pie you were baking. :O

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Oh my!!! Haha its from the movie Spaceballs :p do you think spaceballs would be a nice addition to my spicy herbal pie? Spiceballs??

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        • dappled
          11 years ago

          You actually made me blush. I didn't think it was humanly possible any more. I am also... I... umm... Grr! I have no words. Stop using these powers on me!

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          • dirtybirdy
            11 years ago

            Rawwwrrr!!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    i get off by beating the crap out of gay people.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago

      Sounds kinda gay in a covoluted way.

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  • diaperwolf21
    11 years ago

    I do a bunch of stuff to jerk off. If I still had my giant teddy bear, That would be my sex toy.

    It had all the nessecary holes for pleasure.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I play Music. I've gotten some of my best results with Enigma...

    There's also different textures I have used, which is not to say that textures in general turn me on.

    There have been some kinky things that I've thought about.

    Once or twice, I attempted to do it in front of one of the bathroom mirrors but due to the angle of that mirror, I couldn't get the results that I wanted. I haven't tried that method since.

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  • 77_88
    11 years ago

    My answer: All of the above. :D

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    I use a woman's vagina to masturbate.

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      Human?? Gross!

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      • NotStrangeBird
        11 years ago

        I wonder if fish vaginas smell like humans?

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        • dirtybirdy
          11 years ago

          Hmm. Daryl Hannah might know.

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