What do you usually call masturbation?

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Your masturbation specifically!

I'm male and I usually call it masturbation. 24
I'm male and I usually call it beating off. 5
I'm male and I usually call it choking the chicken. 3
I'm male and I usually call it fapping. 8
I'm male and I usually call it jacking off. 36
I'm male and I usually call it jerking off. 24
I'm male and I usually call it pleasuring myself. 3
I'm male and I usually call it rubbing one out. 6
I'm male and I usually call it spanking the monkey. 2
I'm male and I usually call it touching myself. 0
I'm male and I usually call it wanking. 26
I'm male and I usually call it whacking off. 3
I'm male and I usually call it something else. 0
I'm female and I usually call it masturbation. 24
I'm female and I usually call it diddling. 4
I'm female and I usually call it fapping. 7
I'm female and I usually call it flicking the bean. 3
I'm female and I usually call it jilling off. 6
I'm female and I usually call it petting the kitty. 1
I'm female and I usually call it pleasuring myself. 3
I'm female and I usually call it schlicking. 0
I'm female and I usually call it touching myself. 26
I'm female and I usually call it something else. 18
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  • thegift
    13 years ago | pl

    I'm a hermaphrodite and I literally fuck myself.

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    • dappled
      13 years ago

      How do you make it bend that way when it's hard?

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        12 years ago

        You know... I actually saw that in a video.

        I forgot the location though... I found the link on the original Moby forums ... which aren't up anymore.

        But ... yeah. The man was long enough to bend it around - even semi-erect - and insert the tip into his own anus a couple of times.

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  • Noonesperfect
    13 years ago

    Beatin' ma meat.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Shaking hot white coconuts from the tree of love.

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    • lovebuzz1025
      13 years ago

      hahaha!

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  • GirlOfSilence
    9 years ago

    Murdering/stabbing the hole.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    I don't understand why they use the term "Spanking the monkey" I mean are you suppose to be spanking your butt while you do it? Lol the term "Flick the bean". That just sounded funny. BTW you left out fingering for women should that not have been an option. Oh but I am not really answering the question am I?

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  • nkwacky
    10 years ago

    You made me hot! Now I gotta go jerk off.

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  • BeirutsFinest
    12 years ago

    Jizzing ;)

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  • theinsecurekiwi
    12 years ago

    Wow.I may have to call it petting the kitty now.Or killing off.

    To myself I call it masturbation.

    When I feel liek making my friends get off my bed,I tell them I spend my "special happy alone time" there.

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  • spidersylar
    12 years ago

    WANKING :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Mastrubate?

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  • bobmcay
    13 years ago

    guys, jacking off
    girls, fingering herself

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  • DestroyedSepulchre
    13 years ago

    Playing with myself, or *being naughty*! :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    1.chokin the chicken
    2.slappin the salami
    3.tenderizing the turkey

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  • Queeny
    13 years ago

    I just call it playing with yourself.

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  • Ms.Caffinated
    13 years ago

    playing with ones self... hmm.. really wish we could post comments anonymously lol

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
      12 years ago

      Hell with that.... I play with myself. ;-)

      I even offer advice on things to try sometimes.... like watching porns for ideas on ways to touch oneself, or using lubrication to make things nice and slick.

      Hmmm maybe we should have a poll on *how* we masturbate. :-)

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      • Ms.Caffinated
        12 years ago

        lmao I'd read it! I am NOT a perv ;D.. Or a goat for that matter.. wha? lol

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  • SEWnanist23
    12 years ago

    Playing with Myself, My sexual identity.

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  • houseelf1278
    9 years ago

    I need to go to the toilet!

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