What do you usually call masturbation?

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Your masturbation specifically!

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  • thegift
    12 years ago | pl

    I'm a hermaphrodite and I literally fuck myself.

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    • dappled
      12 years ago | pl

      How do you make it bend that way when it's hard?

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        12 years ago | pl

        You know... I actually saw that in a video.

        I forgot the location though... I found the link on the original Moby forums ... which aren't up anymore.

        But ... yeah. The man was long enough to bend it around - even semi-erect - and insert the tip into his own anus a couple of times.

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  • Noonesperfect
    12 years ago | pl

    Beatin' ma meat.

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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    Shaking hot white coconuts from the tree of love.

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  • GirlOfSilence
    9 years ago | pl

    Murdering/stabbing the hole.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    9 years ago | pl

    I don't understand why they use the term "Spanking the monkey" I mean are you suppose to be spanking your butt while you do it? Lol the term "Flick the bean". That just sounded funny. BTW you left out fingering for women should that not have been an option. Oh but I am not really answering the question am I?

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  • nkwacky
    10 years ago | pl

    You made me hot! Now I gotta go jerk off.

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  • BeirutsFinest
    12 years ago | pl

    Jizzing ;)

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  • theinsecurekiwi
    12 years ago | pl

    Wow.I may have to call it petting the kitty now.Or killing off.

    To myself I call it masturbation.

    When I feel liek making my friends get off my bed,I tell them I spend my "special happy alone time" there.

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  • spidersylar
    12 years ago | pl

    WANKING :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    Mastrubate?

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  • bobmcay
    12 years ago | pl

    guys, jacking off
    girls, fingering herself

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  • DestroyedSepulchre
    12 years ago | pl

    Playing with myself, or *being naughty*! :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    1.chokin the chicken
    2.slappin the salami
    3.tenderizing the turkey

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  • Queeny
    12 years ago | pl

    I just call it playing with yourself.

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  • Ms.Caffinated
    12 years ago | pl

    playing with ones self... hmm.. really wish we could post comments anonymously lol

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
      12 years ago | pl

      Hell with that.... I play with myself. ;-)

      I even offer advice on things to try sometimes.... like watching porns for ideas on ways to touch oneself, or using lubrication to make things nice and slick.

      Hmmm maybe we should have a poll on *how* we masturbate. :-)

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  • SEWnanist23
    11 years ago | pl

    Playing with Myself, My sexual identity.

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  • houseelf1278
    9 years ago | pl

    I need to go to the toilet!

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