What do you usually call a penis?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    Depends on the guy. They are as individual as they are.

    Good ones: "the rod from god, the sweet seven, the hammer"

    Not so good: "the minute man, the angry inch, the 12 minus 9"

    I have a name for dappled's too.

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    • dappled
      12 years ago | pl

      I so don't want to reply to this but you've drawn me in. Go on, do your worst.

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago | pl

        Since you asked...

        rē e·to tv·la·ko hok·tu·ce

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        • dappled
          12 years ago | pl

          It's something to do with bears and little girls. It's either cute, insulting, or illegal. Knowing you, I'd stake my mortgage that it's the middle one.

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          • [Old Memory]
            12 years ago | pl

            You are such a poop. I shouldn't even tell you.

            It's in Creek (like you didn't know that) and it means:

            Arrow Tree with Beans for the Girls.

            I was in an actual good mood when I came up with it. You're lucky.

            You'll get the papers for your new mortgage in the morning.

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