What do you use to get the job done?

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What do you use to get the job done after you poop to get your bum clean? I use the Combination of wet wipes and toilet paper.

Old fashioned toilet paper and that's it 46
Wet wipes and that's it 4
Combination of wet wipes and toilet paper 13
nothing... I leave it dirty 12
Bidet 7
Other 5
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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    A belt sander MOTHERFUCKERS!

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    • iEatZombies_
      8 years ago

      Your bottom = smooth baby bottom.

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  • NathanScot
    8 years ago

    Old fashioned toilet paper.Thats it.I'm going to take a dump not a fucking fashion show.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    a wire wheel and a firehose

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    I use toilet paper, baby wipes and aloe vera gel.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Aloe vera gel. Good idea!

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Thanks, I love it.
        ;-)

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  • polic_officur
    8 years ago

    sand papers and benzine. only straight people uses tissue. eew, so hetero.

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  • mangohango
    8 years ago

    Paper

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  • 7777777e
    8 years ago

    Toilet paper ofc...

    But it's annoying when I get a little poop on my hand, because the pile of paper isn't big enough.

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  • iEatZombies_
    8 years ago

    Wipes feel awkward. I use TP.

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  • reginaFalangi
    8 years ago

    I poop early before i shower.

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    Bidet is easier than you think. Hang ass over the bathtub and use a hand shower with soap.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    A shower makes me feel fresh as a daisy, all day long.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      So you don't wipe at the toilet?

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  • KingTermite
    8 years ago

    I've seen the need to do anything after I finish other than wander off to some other activity.

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    • Itsnotnormal1
      8 years ago

      You are a fucking idiot

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  • 7114garrett
    8 years ago

    91% isopropyl alcohol. Try it sometime. It gives your ass a nice tingling feeling, and it's guaranteed to sanitize it too.

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