"If i was a serial killer, they would find all my victims
heads in funky-ass station toilets
and if i was a serial killer, i would be strage and deranged
and i would never change
if i was a serial killer, i'd be know as the smoker
cuz i would cut off and smoke all of they hair
and if i was a serial killer, i would sleep on broken glass
and thumb tacks and i would smoke mad crack
first thing i would do would be to kill a couple hotties
that always get 'em all stirred up, decapitated bodies
dumped on state police lawn just before dawn
to let them know my ritual had begun
i'd crack a 40 with the devil, tell him dig me a hole
cuz i'm commin when i die, until then i'm in control
this is if i was a serial killer, and though i ain't
if i was i'd do my walls up blood red with blood paint
this is if i was a serial killer, and though i ain't
if i was i'd never stop because i'd know that i can't
if i was a serial killer, i would drive a back van
and i would ride around the college campus
and if i was a serial killer, i would walk among us
and gain trust until i needed that rush
i park outside these bitches homes
then drive away then come back with my light off this time i'm here to stay
i'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies
then go back upstair and microwaves aome macaronis
you know what's up in my trunk so don't ask me to pop it
once i get out to my cabin then i'll finally unlock it
this is if i was a serial killer, and though i'm not
if was i'd snap a photo once they die on the spot
this is if i was serial killer, and though i'm not
i'dk now that i can't so i would never stop"
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"If i was a serial killer, they would find all my victims
heads in funky-ass station toilets
and if i was a serial killer, i would be strage and deranged
and i would never change
if i was a serial killer, i'd be know as the smoker
cuz i would cut off and smoke all of they hair
and if i was a serial killer, i would sleep on broken glass
and thumb tacks and i would smoke mad crack
first thing i would do would be to kill a couple hotties
that always get 'em all stirred up, decapitated bodies
dumped on state police lawn just before dawn
to let them know my ritual had begun
i'd crack a 40 with the devil, tell him dig me a hole
cuz i'm commin when i die, until then i'm in control
this is if i was a serial killer, and though i ain't
if i was i'd do my walls up blood red with blood paint
this is if i was a serial killer, and though i ain't
if i was i'd never stop because i'd know that i can't
if i was a serial killer, i would drive a back van
and i would ride around the college campus
and if i was a serial killer, i would walk among us
and gain trust until i needed that rush
i park outside these bitches homes
then drive away then come back with my light off this time i'm here to stay
i'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies
then go back upstair and microwaves aome macaronis
you know what's up in my trunk so don't ask me to pop it
once i get out to my cabin then i'll finally unlock it
this is if i was a serial killer, and though i'm not
if was i'd snap a photo once they die on the spot
this is if i was serial killer, and though i'm not
i'dk now that i can't so i would never stop"
-I don't know but that song is funny as hell.