What do you think about guys being shirtless in public?

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  • *Someone has stopped walking and now stands firmly on the sidewalk*

    *This someone unravels the tie on its hair. Their hair grows quickly by every second.*

    *They start to strip*

    *Skin sagging, their mountains come down to their knees like flat tires*

    *The wind is blowing these pendulous things every which way*

    *The wind blows harder. The saggy mountains begin to spin like a propeller.*

    *This person ascends into the sky as the people on the ground look on in horror*

    *This person knows who they are after: The obese man.*

    *Still looking him in the eye, the person comes to a stop, hovering a few feet away*

    *gasp*

    *screaming*

    *Something is coming out of the pendulous airplane*

    *Is it a baby? Ah, no its a... a*

    *A gigantic penis!*

    *Looking one last time at the obese man, the saggy being whips its cock and slaps the man hard*

    *The man is silent*

    *The crowd is speechless*

    *The being with the giant penis disappears in a puff of smoke*

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    • *rage... a smoldering, dark fury starts growing in the bear-like Molly-Whopped Man*

      *With each deep breath taken by the man, feeds the fire in belly till it swells outside of his body*

      *but this rage compresses to a Cold Fury, a chill fill the surrounding air*

      *The man throws back his head and lets out a howl that rattles the very soul, and then with his no sweat-frosted hands, grabs his top and low jaw*

      Snap! PoP! Tear*

      *Scream and hysteria fill the crowd as the watch this horror, of the fat, fuzzy man literally Splits himself into a pile of gore and out of the wreckage of a man... *

      *a tiny hand reach up, and drags behind it a creature of true calamity, from the rage was born a pygmy polar bear demon*

      *the diminutive Fiend's nose inches forward and sniffs the air then a cruel toothy grin spreads across its almost cute face*

      *It has the scent..... then hunt is on *

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