What do you think about guys being shirtless in public?

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  • shuggy-chan
    10 years ago | pl

    *Man stands on balcony overlooking the parking lot: tall lightpost reaching for the heavens, a waterfall of sewage from a pipe of the purest filth*

    *The Sweetbreeze is annoying as it caresses the man boobs*

    *The Man's hairy tits move like wiggling walker of old women*

    *A pigeon shits on his back. Flying high until it lost in the flock of dirtybirdys*

    *His chest is horrible bear-like, bear because he is a hairy, obese, Man*

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago | pl

      *Someone has stopped walking and now stands firmly on the sidewalk*

      *This someone unravels the tie on its hair. Their hair grows quickly by every second.*

      *They start to strip*

      *Skin sagging, their mountains come down to their knees like flat tires*

      *The wind is blowing these pendulous things every which way*

      *The wind blows harder. The saggy mountains begin to spin like a propeller.*

      *This person ascends into the sky as the people on the ground look on in horror*

      *This person knows who they are after: The obese man.*

      *Still looking him in the eye, the person comes to a stop, hovering a few feet away*

      *gasp*

      *screaming*

      *Something is coming out of the pendulous airplane*

      *Is it a baby? Ah, no its a... a*

      *A gigantic penis!*

      *Looking one last time at the obese man, the saggy being whips its cock and slaps the man hard*

      *The man is silent*

      *The crowd is speechless*

      *The being with the giant penis disappears in a puff of smoke*

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      • shuggy-chan
        10 years ago | pl

        *rage... a smoldering, dark fury starts growing in the bear-like Molly-Whopped Man*

        *With each deep breath taken by the man, feeds the fire in belly till it swells outside of his body*

        *but this rage compresses to a Cold Fury, a chill fill the surrounding air*

        *The man throws back his head and lets out a howl that rattles the very soul, and then with his no sweat-frosted hands, grabs his top and low jaw*

        Snap! PoP! Tear*

        *Scream and hysteria fill the crowd as the watch this horror, of the fat, fuzzy man literally Splits himself into a pile of gore and out of the wreckage of a man... *

        *a tiny hand reach up, and drags behind it a creature of true calamity, from the rage was born a pygmy polar bear demon*

        *the diminutive Fiend's nose inches forward and sniffs the air then a cruel toothy grin spreads across its almost cute face*

        *It has the scent..... then hunt is on *

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