What do you think about guys being shirtless in public?

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago | pl

    A man has his right to go shirtless as long as he is respectful. There's a time and a place for everything.

    *Man stands on outcropping overlooking the panorama: tall evergreens reaching for the heavens, a waterfall with waters of the purest blue.*

    *The wind is wild but gentle as it caresses the man's nipples*

    *The Man's hair chest moves like giggling school girls*

    *A falcon cries. Flying high until its nothing but a shadow in the sun.*

    *His chest is proudly bared. Bared because he is proud to be a Man*

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago | pl

      *Man stands on balcony overlooking the parking lot: tall lightpost reaching for the heavens, a waterfall of sewage from a pipe of the purest filth*

      *The Sweetbreeze is annoying as it caresses the man boobs*

      *The Man's hairy tits move like wiggling walker of old women*

      *A pigeon shits on his back. Flying high until it lost in the flock of dirtybirdys*

      *His chest is horrible bear-like, bear because he is a hairy, obese, Man*

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago | pl

        *Someone has stopped walking and now stands firmly on the sidewalk*

        *This someone unravels the tie on its hair. Their hair grows quickly by every second.*

        *They start to strip*

        *Skin sagging, their mountains come down to their knees like flat tires*

        *The wind is blowing these pendulous things every which way*

        *The wind blows harder. The saggy mountains begin to spin like a propeller.*

        *This person ascends into the sky as the people on the ground look on in horror*

        *This person knows who they are after: The obese man.*

        *Still looking him in the eye, the person comes to a stop, hovering a few feet away*

        *gasp*

        *screaming*

        *Something is coming out of the pendulous airplane*

        *Is it a baby? Ah, no its a... a*

        *A gigantic penis!*

        *Looking one last time at the obese man, the saggy being whips its cock and slaps the man hard*

        *The man is silent*

        *The crowd is speechless*

        *The being with the giant penis disappears in a puff of smoke*

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago | pl

          *rage... a smoldering, dark fury starts growing in the bear-like Molly-Whopped Man*

          *With each deep breath taken by the man, feeds the fire in belly till it swells outside of his body*

          *but this rage compresses to a Cold Fury, a chill fill the surrounding air*

          *The man throws back his head and lets out a howl that rattles the very soul, and then with his no sweat-frosted hands, grabs his top and low jaw*

          Snap! PoP! Tear*

          *Scream and hysteria fill the crowd as the watch this horror, of the fat, fuzzy man literally Splits himself into a pile of gore and out of the wreckage of a man... *

          *a tiny hand reach up, and drags behind it a creature of true calamity, from the rage was born a pygmy polar bear demon*

          *the diminutive Fiend's nose inches forward and sniffs the air then a cruel toothy grin spreads across its almost cute face*

          *It has the scent..... then hunt is on *

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    • nkwacky
      10 years ago | pl

      Lol.. You should become a writer!

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