What do you like to call the bathroom?

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What's your favorite term for "the bathroom"?

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  • lonewolf1253
    5 years ago | pl

    I need to pinch a loaf.

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  • insanebotv21
    5 years ago | pl

    The Shitroom.

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  • Algum
    5 years ago | pl

    The throne. The facili-ility. The round white lemonade and dirtball swallower. Mr. Toilet man (🎵pee-pee in the pot-ty🎶)
    Elmer Fudd: "wehes the bafwoom?"

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  • Alduin
    5 years ago | pl

    Universe 7, Valhalla or Sovngarde

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    Shit plate

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  • rayb12
    5 years ago | pl

    A lion is a big jungle cat

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  • Holzman_67
    5 years ago | pl

    Dimension 7

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  • Barbarella
    5 years ago | pl

    In my mind, I call it "The Can". That's because I keep a coffee can in my car to pee in when there is nowhere else to stop.

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    • JustAHuman
      5 years ago | pl

      Flight Attendant: Would you like something to drink?
      Clark Griswold: I'll have a Coke.
      Flight Attendant: Do you want that in the can?
      Clark Griswold: No, I'll have it right here.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    You’re mom

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    The trumper dumper.

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  • BlinkEye
    5 years ago | pl

    Restroom is the most tactful, in my mind.

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    • Ellenna
      5 years ago | pl

      Too misleading, I've never found anything labelled as a "restroom" at all restful and there's nowhere to lie down and have a rest. I find it a silly euphemism.

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  • e51pegasi
    5 years ago | pl

    The throne room.

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    5 years ago | pl

    I call it "bathroom" in English and "toilet" in Russian.

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