My phone rings. I think everyone has a radar which tells them I'm in the bathroom. I won't get a call for hours but the minute I settle in for one my phone rings. And its always "oh what are you doing?" The truth? Im sitting here clenching my ass cheeks together cause I don't want you to know what I'm doing. Usually I don't answer unless I know its important. So I guess while I take a dump I listen to my phone ring.
My phone only rings while I'm having a dump when I've left it behind in my room.
...then I either have to let it ring or pinch off and wipe at super-speed.
...and when I leave it, the other person usually doesn't stop calling until I go with the second option in any case.
What do you do well taking a shit
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My phone rings. I think everyone has a radar which tells them I'm in the bathroom. I won't get a call for hours but the minute I settle in for one my phone rings. And its always "oh what are you doing?" The truth? Im sitting here clenching my ass cheeks together cause I don't want you to know what I'm doing. Usually I don't answer unless I know its important. So I guess while I take a dump I listen to my phone ring.
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My phone only rings while I'm having a dump when I've left it behind in my room.
...then I either have to let it ring or pinch off and wipe at super-speed.
...and when I leave it, the other person usually doesn't stop calling until I go with the second option in any case.