What do you do before bed?

Do you guys have a routine to wind down, get anything done, do anything at a particular time before bed?

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Based on 17 votes (16 yes)
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  • ellnell

    Overthink and occasionally cry.

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  • Duskwing

    Check social media, play with kitty, cuddle kitty.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I hardly sleep anymore since I have 3 jobs, its killing me. A few times a week I'm awake for 30 hours and get to take a little nap before I have to back to work. Blahhh.

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    • Tommythecaty

      Damn birdy ☹️

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    • Why do you work so much?? Are you ok? :(

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      • dirtybirdy

        Last night I quit my evening cleaning job so yay for that. I had to get a third job because my cleaning job slowed down so much because of covid. I hated it anyway, I was driving all over the place and the money wasnt worth it. Now I still have my dog bather job that I love and my overnight bakery job that I really like. I'll still be up for 30 hours a few times a week but I'm glad to be rid of the cleaning job headache anf now I can take longer naps. So now I only have 2 jobs, woo!

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        • I hope that you gen plenty of naps, you seem really hard working

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    • raisinbran

      I’m jealous for some reason.

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  • litelander8

    Jameson and a root.

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    • wat??

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      • Tommythecaty

        Drink Whiskey and have sex.

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        • shaking n crying that's aussie slang? who let australians on this website i thought this was civilised :(

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          • litelander8

            Fuck off

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  • Wazzer

    1. Masturbate
    2. Weetabix

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  • Bazinga

    I play a nice lullabye on my guitar, lock up my garage, and say goodnight to my goldfish.

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    • KacyWatson

      Aww ☺️ I say goodnight to my fish too.
      But I just spend the night relaxing.
      Maybe get a kiss from my man XX

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      i always say goodnight to my window birds

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  • YE

    I blackout.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I just listen to music before I fall asleep.

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    • KacyWatson

      Melodic black gothic symphony orchestra death power metal.

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  • randypete

    drink gin and tonic and have sex

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  • bigbudchonga

    I listen to audiobooks and get distracted by heart fearing that I might have a heart attack.

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  • raisinbran

    Watch old sci-fi shows on netflix and drift off to sleep.

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  • freakyman69

    Brush my teeth then take a shit. i get in bed and watch some asmr or netflix until i start to get sleepy.

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    • Ooh recommend asmr channels :D

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      • raisinbran

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B06Qr4jK3D4

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  • Somenormie

    Listen to music for a bit and then sleep.

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    • Can u recommend any good songs because my playlist is drY

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      • Somenormie

        One of the good ones I could give is Nobodys Listening, Freak On A Leash and Crying Lightening.

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  • charli.m

    Watch useless shit on youtube and talk to my boyfriend til I pass out.

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  • Boojum

    Feel tired, switch off PC, check front and back doors are locked and head for bathroom. Brush teeth, wash face, fall into bed and I'm out cold in less than five minutes.

    My wife finds that amusing as well as a little annoying, since she always has problems falling asleep. (And, no, that's not because I'm sawing logs next to her - she's one of those people who lays in bed pointlessly worrying about all kinds of crap.)

    Most people find a bedtime routine helpful. I think one of the most important things is to keep bed for sleeping (and sex, obviously), and never eat, look at your phone, call someone or watch something on a screen of any sort while you're in bed. Reading is slightly different, I suppose, but it's not something I've ever been able to do since the instant my head hits the pillow, I'm on my way to oblivion. The point is to train your mind to associate bed with nothing other than sleeping.

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  • Taka

    - put laptop to sleep
    - brush teeth
    - get naked
    - go to bed

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    • How can you sleep without clothes?? Are you not scared of all those tiny bugs that there are climbing in your butt?

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      • Boojum

        You may very well have tiny bugs climbing in your butt (and Taka may too, for all I know), but I'm more hygienic and I don't.

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        • Shut your butt boob germ Im well pristine and my butt and balls are thoroughly inspected and cleansed on the regular
          I mean there are probably tiny bugs everywhere that you cant escape like mites and the like
          just IMAGINE, you could be giving them free access to your mancave, that's M A N K Y

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          • hehegal

            wtf OP is weird. Also, Who Pristinely thoroughly inspects these areas on him?

            I personally say he's full of crap in that pristine butt of his.

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            • One of my girlfriends does it for me I'm sorry you dont understand what it like to be important but yes i have so pristine i use my butt as a mirror get on my level hehegal or stay seething xx

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      • rocketdave

        Most people sleep nude here, it's too hot at night. No mozzies though, got ultraviolet zapper!

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  • SkullsNRoses

    No, I need a routine though, my sleep schedule is a hot mess.

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  • Mammal-lover

    Get home, strip all my clothes off. Take a piss, brush my teeth and crawl under my covers after applying lotion and moisturizing gloves

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    • Why the moisturizing gloves?

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      • Mammal-lover

        One of my jobsbdrys them out and they help alot

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  • KacyWatson

    Hay Gorgeous 💋
    Kiss me! :)

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  • LloydAsher

    Pop a melatonin masterbate sleep.

    When I wake up. Rub one out, shower, caffeine.

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    • Do u have an addiction to the rub?

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      • LloydAsher

        I'm addicted to free activities

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        • litelander8

          Lol

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  • KacyWatson

    Relax with lots of food. 😋 Eat my last 3 big meals of the day,
    Then heating off, lights out bed

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    • I can't tell if your account is ironic luv

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      • KacyWatson

        No it's genuine. :)

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