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So I never know what to call a woman's lady parts. What is the proper/best term? I don't want to offend girls anymore!
| Vulva | 4 | |
| Vagina | 51 | |
| Pussy | 111 | |
| Camel Toe | 2 | |
| Vajay-jay | 14 | |
| Privates | 4 | |
| Other (say in comments) | 12 |
Usually pussy but vagina dependant on who i'm talking to, once when i was very drunk the breakfast of champions
If girls have gotten offended I assume it was more about the context in which you might have mentioned their genitals rather than the term you used.
Like if a girl told you: "Your dick is too small" - It's not really the word "dick" that makes you feel bad, is it.
Some say God gave women pussy's so men would talk to them, but in reality it is so they can rule the world.
An attractive woman can get any heterosexual man to do anything she wants in exchange for having sex with him.
It's also the reason prostitution is the oldest profession in the world.
That's kind of an oversimplification, isn't it.
"Any heterosexual man"? It's not like I'd have sex with a woman just because she's really attractive. I'm not mindless moron - I care about character and being faithful. The idea that men only care about sex is as stupid of a stereotype as women only wanting money. It's like saying a rich man could have ANY heterosexual woman he wants.
Depends on my mood. The slippery slot is a favorite. Little pink biscuit when I'm ready for some humping. Juicy gash when my tongue needs some company.
Surely this would depend on who you're talking to and in what context? I call my genitals a cunt and don't mind if others also do so, but I hate the word being used as a term of abuse and I especially hate that VAY JAY JAY bullshit: WTF is that about? It's not even a word!
In a medical context I would use vulva or vagina. I once had to tell a surgeon that the cyst he was about to remove from my body was on my vulva and not "down there"! And he blushed ...... the mind boggles
If you want to say something that won't offend the girls, probably call them privates.
I call it pussy. That is what I have heard most females call it. When talking in a medical conservation I call it vagina. I have never heard a female say lick my vagina.
Fanny.
I'm in England by the way.. I understand fanny means arse in Americanese, so probably not recommended over there or confusion may ensue.
Pie hole, cum dump, festering feta, man trap,baby maker factory,slit,twat,candy store,fur burger,glory hole,custard tart, mans ruin,the grand canyon,pleasure maker
That is complicated. Which part of her parts? Overies, Placenta, Uterus, Vulva, clit, lips.. There is a lot more parts to those parts!
Depends on the context, who I'm talking to and what mood I'm in.
"Vagina" if it's formal/with strangers, "lady garden" if I feel like being a posh idiot and using euphemisms, "cunt" or "twat" if it's informal/with friends who aren't easily offended.