What do you call a woman's private parts?

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So I never know what to call a woman's lady parts. What is the proper/best term? I don't want to offend girls anymore!

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    6 years ago | pl

    Usually pussy but vagina dependant on who i'm talking to, once when i was very drunk the breakfast of champions

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  • AbnormallyAwesome
    6 years ago | pl

    If girls have gotten offended I assume it was more about the context in which you might have mentioned their genitals rather than the term you used.
    Like if a girl told you: "Your dick is too small" - It's not really the word "dick" that makes you feel bad, is it.

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    • Tiffany2016
      6 years ago | pl

      Some say God gave women pussy's so men would talk to them, but in reality it is so they can rule the world.

      An attractive woman can get any heterosexual man to do anything she wants in exchange for having sex with him.

      It's also the reason prostitution is the oldest profession in the world.

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      • Rayden1991
        6 years ago | pl

        Your pussy sounds like it knows what it wants in need s

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      • AbnormallyAwesome
        6 years ago | pl

        That's kind of an oversimplification, isn't it.
        "Any heterosexual man"? It's not like I'd have sex with a woman just because she's really attractive. I'm not mindless moron - I care about character and being faithful. The idea that men only care about sex is as stupid of a stereotype as women only wanting money. It's like saying a rich man could have ANY heterosexual woman he wants.

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  • RandyRascal
    6 years ago | pl

    Depends on my mood. The slippery slot is a favorite. Little pink biscuit when I'm ready for some humping. Juicy gash when my tongue needs some company.

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  • Ellenna
    6 years ago | pl

    Surely this would depend on who you're talking to and in what context? I call my genitals a cunt and don't mind if others also do so, but I hate the word being used as a term of abuse and I especially hate that VAY JAY JAY bullshit: WTF is that about? It's not even a word!

    In a medical context I would use vulva or vagina. I once had to tell a surgeon that the cyst he was about to remove from my body was on my vulva and not "down there"! And he blushed ...... the mind boggles

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  • AmberThorne
    6 years ago | pl

    If you want to say something that won't offend the girls, probably call them privates.

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    • Ellenna
      6 years ago | pl

      I'd walk away laughing from anyone who called my genitals my privates!

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      • AmberThorne
        6 years ago | pl

        I find that "privates" is better when used formally/with strangers. "Vagina"/"vulva" is used in more medical terms.

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  • dytrog
    6 years ago | pl

    I call it pussy. That is what I have heard most females call it. When talking in a medical conservation I call it vagina. I have never heard a female say lick my vagina.

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    • CreamPuffs
      6 years ago | pl

      I have. Although the vagina only includes the inner part, you know, the tube. The pussy refers to the whole thing.

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  • Murun
    6 years ago | pl

    Fanny.
    I'm in England by the way.. I understand fanny means arse in Americanese, so probably not recommended over there or confusion may ensue.

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  • Tiffany2016
    6 years ago | pl

    How about "cum receptacle"?

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    • Ellenna
      6 years ago | pl

      Because it's much more than that! And not all women are heterosexual in case you hadn't noticed

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  • HalfInsaneFemale
    6 years ago | pl

    filthy meat wallet

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  • DOUCHEBAGTWAT
    6 years ago | pl

    Cunt
    Twat
    Coochie
    Suzy
    Snatch
    Love Tunnel
    Snapper

    A pussy is a cat.

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  • motherfuckersbrother
    6 years ago | pl

    Pie hole, cum dump, festering feta, man trap,baby maker factory,slit,twat,candy store,fur burger,glory hole,custard tart, mans ruin,the grand canyon,pleasure maker

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  • sugartits
    6 years ago | pl

    landfill

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  • RoyRogers
    6 years ago | pl

    That is complicated. Which part of her parts? Overies, Placenta, Uterus, Vulva, clit, lips.. There is a lot more parts to those parts!

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  • Faceless
    6 years ago | pl

    VAGINA GUNK!!!!!!!!!

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  • lemoncurd
    6 years ago | pl

    vjanny/rug/crumpet

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  • Roustabout
    6 years ago | pl

    Wrangle the Vagngle.

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  • AmberThorne
    6 years ago | pl

    Papaya! :]

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  • Handyman
    6 years ago | pl

    I don't call it, but I love using it!

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  • _Mehhhh_
    6 years ago | pl

    Depends on the context, who I'm talking to and what mood I'm in.

    "Vagina" if it's formal/with strangers, "lady garden" if I feel like being a posh idiot and using euphemisms, "cunt" or "twat" if it's informal/with friends who aren't easily offended.

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    • AmberThorne
      6 years ago | pl

      I find that "privates" is better when used formally/with strangers, and "vagina"/"vulva" is used in more medical terms.

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  • AnimeNightLight
    6 years ago | pl

    I just call it a pussy. Why not?

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